It's been a bad bad day
On a scale of 1 to bad
It's in the Guinness Book of Grey
The weatherman's gone weathermad
There's a storm on the horizon
There's a twister in the breeze
Outside the underworld await
Sharpening their knives
Chaos comes to those who hate
To see us live our lives
There's a hardman in the harbour
And balaclava'd lager louts shout
And it's a bad bad day
It's a bad bad day
And there's no way it's gonna go away
So I'll just lay here on the motorway
It's been a bad bad day
There's a storm on the horizon
There's a twister in the breeze
And it's a bad day
And there's no way it's gonna go away
So I'll just stay here on this motorway
And sing songs of sorrow
Sad songs that say, Roll on tomorrow
It's been a bad day \