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Radio Goffam happy hour Masked man on the radio tower Armed policeman on the ground Waiting for the word they’re gonna take him down Hazy sunshine, heavy snow, Radio Goffam Goffam Radio Radio Goffam on the air Broadcasting from a swivel chair Nothing clever, just rock and pop And news and weather right around the clock Clouding over, localised thunder and rain from stormy skies The masked man on the radio tower Has a megaphone on DC power He’s wrapped a sheet around about him like a superhero’s cape And he’s shouting Text yes to let him free Or if you want him shot down spectacularly text no To Radio Goffam Goffam Radio Heavy traffic on the roads An 18-wheeler has shed its load Radio Goffam, midnight to five On a shock jock bigot vibe Any filth you like he’ll say it And if a song’s playlisted then we’ll play it Over and over and over again Until it’s stuck inside your brain Competitions, guest star turns Nero fiddles while Goffam burns Our city’s in the grip of crime The playlist don’t reflect the times Hazy sunshine, heavy snow, Radio Goffam Goffam Radio The lines are closed, a large per cent Almost all the listening audience Of the drivetime and the breakfast show Have dialled the number and selected no Hazy sunshine, heavy snow Radio Goffam, Goffam Radio