Carter USM

Nobody likes the stay at home type
and for most of his life he was tongue tied,
He lived on his own in his crumbling home
and with no telephone stayed tongue tied,
He sleeps with a gun in case anyone comes to call,
They'll be in for a shock coz it's loaded and cocked,
If the postwoman knocks with a parcel,
Though his house is a tip she'll end end up on a drip
because an Englishman's tip is his castle,
He sleeps with a gun in case anyone comes to call,
And it's anyone's guess how he got into this mess,
He won't speak to the press,
Because he's tongue tied.

The lead singer of Teflon Mohair sings backing vocals on this track.