Down down it all went down
after too many drinks and a trip up town
Ding dong it all went wrong
2 million pieces of bling for a song
But you, you caught me out
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay
(CHORUS)
How could something quite so small and cute
get me into so much trouble
How could something one might call minute
turn it all into rubble
Oh no, I searched high and low
looked up the gumtree, but that was no go
Flogit, Selfriges, ,eBay, op-shopit.
Like Louie and Bobbit you're ready to chop it
What can I do, I know it wasn't new
what can I say
How could something quite so small and cute
Get me into so much trouble
CHORUS KEY CHANGE
How could something quite so small and cute
get me into so much trouble
How could something one might call minute
turn it all into rubble
But you, you caught me out
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay
What can I do, I know it wasn't new
what can I say
But just for now
I'm wearing the sackcloth
I flog myself daily
Chain myself to the railings
whilst I watch Michael Palin
watching paint dry, watching paint dry\