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It’s one small step for man<br> A giant leap for mankind<br> There’s a golf sale about a hundred yards from here I saw it on a sign<br> You can get yourself some checkered slacks in salmon pink and lime<br> Then give your sort code to a student in a tabard<br> with a clipboard and a pen<br> Turn your back on ignorance and start again<br> It’s one small step for man<br> A giant leap for mankind<br> Turn your back on ignorance and prejudice and get yourself a hat<br> A wide sombrero, a trilby or a bowler or a fez or something like that<br> Learn to dance, get yourself a hobby, take some children to the zoo<br> Think about the consequence of what you do<br> It’s one small step for man<br> A giant leap for mankind<br> It doesn’t have to be about the Benjamins, the kickbacks and the bling<br> You don’t need to be a millionaire to know<br> there’s more to life than owning things<br> If you want something to make you feel good about yourself<br> build a garden shed<br> Buy some wool and knit your gran a cardigan instead<br> Give blood, be a knight in shining armour, save a life instead of taking one<br> If there is such a thing as karma you’ll be quids in when you’re done<br> Free your mind and your ass will follow free your ass and free your mind<br> It’s one small step for man but it’s a giant leap for mankind