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Random notes in my phone…

by on Dec.03, 2010, under blog

these are just a list of random notes i’ve made over time in my phone… at least over the last 4-5 years…
Not gonna give any meaning behind any of them… cos some of them i can’t remember where they came from…

“I was touched by your message, but seeing as you ain’t single, I shouldn’t be saying that”

“I need a TomTom for my love life”

“If you use a muscle it strengthens it, which is why i masturbate 3 times a day”

“Malborough Lites & Diet Coke”

“Head Honch of the ‘Ho Horde”

“Drunk Stuntmen”

“What do you want to drink?”
“Oh erm, fuck, erm..”
“you didn’t get one last time, what makes you think you’ll be lucky this time”

“Covoluted route”

“Chasing Rainbows (from the other side)”

“You Calpol Drinker””

“Superman by Black Lace = Walk by Pantera”

“All you can eat 18 year olds”

“A meanie of genie, a genius of a meanie”


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