Carter USM

2_million_years_b.c

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-07-03T08:41:10+00:00

Instrumental.

2_minutes_silence

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:48:50+00:00

Literally 2 minutes silence to break up the last 2 tracks from the rest

3_scrooges

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:39:31+00:00

Play on words - 3 Stooges

3_sixes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:49:12+00:00

See: 666

4_angels

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, Bless the bed that I sleep on, Two angels at my head, Four angels round my bed ; Two to watch and two to pray, And two to carry my soul away.\

23-59_the_end_of_the_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:52:09+00:00

23:59 End of the world Central European Time A central European girl Too scared to love Unprepared for love Trips and falls down the stairs for love Like a princess bride With an all over bruise She tries so hard to hide With make-up and shoes

24_minutes_from_tulse_hill

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:54:27+00:00

Title is a parody of “24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney” Sound of train stations being read out... If your conscience fails you we can be your guide The runaway train will take you for a ride It's an '88 special with automatic doors Johnny Guitar, tell 'em where it goes Down the tracks like a thunderstorm

30_something

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* Surfin' USM * My Second To Last Will And Testament * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Shoppers' Paradise * Billy's Smart Circus * Bloodsport For All * Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) * Say It With Flowers * Falling On A Bruise * The Final Comedown

55_cards

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:50:23+00:00

55 cards to find and collect, To search and destroy, Re-shuffle the deck, 55 cards laid out on the table, 55 cards, The seven of Spades is a filing clerk, The 2 of Clubs is a child, Dead in the arms of the Queen of Hearts, The 10 of Diamonds was her smile,

101_damnations

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* The Road To Domestos * Every Time A Church Bell Rings * 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * An All American national Sport * Sheriff Fatman * The Taking Of Peckham 123 * Crimestoppers A Go Go * Good Grief Charlie Brown * Midnight On The Murder Mile * A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb * G.I. Blues

666

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:47:05+00:00

In the New Testament, the Book of Revelation (13:17-18) cryptically asserts 666 to be “the number of a man,” associated with the beast, an antagonistic creature that appears briefly about two-thirds into the apocalyptic vision. In modern popular culture, 666 has become one of the most widely recognized symbols for the Antichrist or, alternately, the Devil. Earnest references to 666 occur both among apocalypticist Christian groups and in explicitly anti-Christian subcultures. An appearance of th…

1000_feet_above_the_earth

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Twenty seven pounds of G-force baby Fifty seven tonnes of booster and thrust Supersonic sound and speed now baby Over the horizon into the dust Everybody likes to feel good sometime Cruising down the highway, riding the surf Flying through the sky into the sunshine

1992_the_love_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* 1993 * Is Wrestling Fixed * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came * England * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * Look Mum, No Hands! * While You Were Out * Skywest And Crooked * The Impossible Dream

1993

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-07-03T08:40:57+00:00

Is an instrumental. Some of the words that were to become the lyrics for the intro of Do Re Me (So Far So Good) are whispered during the quiet section.

2001_a_clockwork_orange

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T11:56:04+00:00

Is an Instrumental! The Clockwork Orange referred to in the title is the subway system in Glasgow. the trains are orange.

a_bachelor_for_baden_powell

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:34:39+00:00

Join the cubs See the world Pay your subs Meet the girls Sell your toys Be reborn They love a boy in uniform 37 wasted years Closeting his greatest fears Still in shorts and eating jelly He used to come and fix our telly Akela, Akela I will do my best

a_bad_day

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

It's been a bad bad day On a scale of 1 to bad It's in the Guinness Book of Grey The weatherman's gone weathermad There's a storm on the horizon There's a twister in the breeze Outside the underworld await Sharpening their knives Chaos comes to those who hate

a_humpty_dumpty_thing

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:11+00:00

* . All The King's Horses * . Cartoon Dad * . Every Day When I Come Home I Expect To Find You Gone * . God's Blog * . Robin, Patrik And Chris * . Another Day At The Office * . The Carousel * . This Phoney War * . Pizza Boy * . Battling The Bottle (Fighting The Flab, At War With The World) * . Why Can't We Get Along * . From This Moment * . The I Can't Face The World Today Blues

a_nation_of_shoplifters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:35:56+00:00

Yesterday on the stroke of three I gave my faiith and hope to charity And betrayed my family tree To hatchetmen and women who came From where the streets have hyphened names Lumberjacks and lumberjanes The fleapit circus came With a cast of plastered clowns

a_new_man_in_the_morning

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:52:31+00:00

God moves in such mysterious ways His many wonders to perform He's had me crippled now for days And my uniform is hanging useless on the door Beside the suitcase on the floor I won't need toothpaste anymore But it's OK I'll be a new man in the morning

a_number_of_beasts_intro

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:32:41+00:00

A tribute to John 'Fat' Beast

a_perfect_day_to_drop_the_bomb

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:36:13+00:00

Numerous samples used in this track To the North of Kathmandu there's tiny children sniffing glue like losers in a Michael Winner script it's got a BMX certificate And somewhere in the opening shots by the wino in the cardboard box a madman cornered by police puts a Smith and Wesson between his teeth And meanwhile in the butcher's shop another turkey gets the chop

a_picture_of_myself_on_a_boat_by_the_river

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Paraphrasing of The Beatles Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,

a_politician_lies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:43:03+00:00

Politician in question is Tony Blair in early live version of the song

a_prince_in_a_pauper_s_grave

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

In a bar Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker till he runs up a bill he can't pay He's drinking to the memory of a prince in a pauper's grave And it's go Johnny go where the bruises don't show in the churchyard where the nervous get wrecked And turn off your wireless

a_sheltered_life_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:08+00:00

* A Sheltered Life * Is This The Only Way To Get Through To You * Granny farming In The UK

a_sheltered_life

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:38+00:00

“What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul?” "Too much sex and violence. Too shocking even for channel 4" I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane with a suitcase that's alive and kicking And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken

a_shovelful_of_sugar

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T10:54:06+00:00

A play on the Mary Poppins' song A Spoonful Of Sugar. ie. Not even a shovelful will help this medicine go down.

a_sleeping_policeman

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:01:23+00:00

Traffic calming measures ie. speed bumps. I mean, it's not like your likely to see a policeman on the streets these days, are you?

a_song_by_johnny_cash

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:02:32+00:00

Johnny Cash, famous Country singer

a_time_to_kill

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

He wasn't bad He was lonely and sad with time to kill She was his type When he stopped at the lights in the rain He lifted the lock on the passenger side of the car for her She stepped inside and we never saw her again The neighbours all watched themselves on the box describing how

a_topless_picture_on_the_british_quid

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:03:35+00:00

Not sure if this is a reference to the fact that you can fold up old British Â£1 notes (and fivers, IIRC) in such a way as to turn the Queen's neck into cleavage!

a_trip_of_a_lifetime_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:39:59+00:00

1. A Trip Of A Lifetime 2. Panic Stations 3. Mr. Grumpy

a_world_without_dave_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:38+00:00

Dave ran away to the circus To get away from the clowns, To give his life some purpose, Before he shot somebody down. He stopped at every service station, On the motorway heading west, And drove the centeral reservation Into the centre of his chest.

a_world_without_dave

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-12T15:55:43+00:00

* Broken Down In Broken Town * A World Without Dave (song) * Before The War * Nowhere Fast * Johnny Cash * And God Created Brixton * Stand Up And Be Counted * * Negative Equity * * Road Rage * * Not Included on UK release.

a.w.o.l

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:04:35+00:00

Absent With Out Leave in other words doing a runner

a30_something_-_live_at_beautiful_days

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

* Surfin' USM * My Second To Last Will And Testament * Rubbish * Say It With Flowers * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Lenny And Terence * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Rent * Shoppers' Paradise * While You Were Out * Glam Rock Cops * Bloodsport For All * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * The Impossible Dream Extras * England * This Is How …

abdoujaparov

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:42:26+00:00

About Blah, Blah, Blah, you should know this.... Albums Djamolidine Air Odeon Disco Pub(album) Cycle Riot History Gang * Seaside Arcade Bingo Patrol * Live, Action, Planet, Noise * EPs Punk Confetti EP Maria's Umbrella EP Baby Food EP Just Shut Up! EP Well Oiled EP * Perfect Hands EP * Ultra Cool EP * as iDou Uncle Fruity EP * We Are All Gonna Die EP * A Trip Of A Lifetime EP * Singles Emergency Medical Hologram (single) Married To The Rock (single) …

abuse_the_bugle_boy_of_company_b

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:05:41+00:00

abuse the bugle boy of company B - The Boogie Woogie Bugle boy of Company B? (Don Raye - Hughie Prince) 1941. See:

acoustic_party_7

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

1. A Bad Day 2. Candy Floss 3. Carry On Alone 4. Cinderella Reversed 5. Every Time A Church Bell Rings 6. Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) 7. When You Where My Woman

after_the_watershed_early_learning_the_hard_way_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * The 90's Revival * A Nation Of Shoplifters * This Is How It Feels (Inspiral Carpets)

after_the_watershed_early_learning_the_hard_way

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:38+00:00

Exhibit F, the reporters said loved you to death after the watershed Between the Open University and closedown you were dead He'd warmed your cockles with his magic tricks glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips John Player Special Number 666 Exhibit G from the family firm his bride to be taking twisted turns

after_the_watershed

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:06:13+00:00

According to Ofcom, the watershed on standard television in the UK starts at 9:00 p.m.[7], and finishes at 5:30 a.m. the next morning. Programmes that are 15+ are shown during this period. However, some 12+ shows can be shown before 09:00 p.m., such as The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle and Doctor Who. On premium film or pay-per-view services requiring a subscription, the watershed starts at 8:00 p.m. However, 12, 15 and 18 rated films can be shown on PIN protected channels (such as Sky Movies)…

agrophobic

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:07:10+00:00

Agrophobic a made up phobia of a fear of aggro, not to be confused with agoraphobia the fear of open spaces either that or it's a spelling mistake on the sleeve notes

air_cushioned_soul

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:07:36+00:00

In reference to the air cushioned sole of the Doc Marten boot/shoe?

air_odeon_disco_pub_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:40:08+00:00

1. Emergency Medical Hologram 2. Fish Face 3. Aren't We All (Hero) 4. There's A Monster In My Garden 5. Benjamin and Jumble 6. Loser's Walk 7. You Turned Me Over 8. All The Way From Memphis 9. Air Odeon Disco Pub 10. Really Really Sorry 11. Will She Come 12. The Abdou Theme

air_odeon_disco_pub

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

I heard it once and it wasn't enough Air Odeon Disco Pub I heard it once more and i fell in love Air Odeon Disco Pub it's the sound of hells angels up above the cream on the cake and the look of love Air Odeon Disco Pub Air Odeon Disco Pub Air Odeon Disco Pub

airplane_fast_food

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:48+00:00

A lifeline on a plastic tray Whatever gets you through the day Radio and T.V. noise Pease pudding and saveloys Food glorious airplane food Knock it back and don't complain Chill cooked, wrapped in cellophane Buttered scones that can't be trusted

airplane_food

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:48+00:00

When Harry met Bob Bob was an anarchist Harry had a job Working for the government Married to the M.O.D. Bob, he chose Adidas Harry found God Bobby lost weight He said, “If I had a pound for everything in town that helped to bring me down

alf_garnett

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:09:02+00:00

Alf Garnett is a fictional character in the British sitcoms Till Death Us Do Part, Till Death... and In Sickness and in Health, and chat show The Thoughts of Chairman Alf. He was created by Johnny Speight and played by Warren Mitchell. Alf was reactionary, mean-spirited, selfish, bigoted, anti-Irish, anti-Catholic, racist, misogynistic and anti-Semitic.

alfie

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:54:04+00:00

“Alfie is a 1966 British film directed by Lewis Gilbert, starring Michael Caine. It is an adaptation by Bill Naughton of his own novel and play of the same name. The film was released by Paramount Pictures. Alfie tells the story of a young man who leads a promiscuous lifestyle until several life reversals make him rethink his purposes and goals in life. Alfie frequently breaks the fourth wall by speaking directly to the camera narrating and justifying his actions. His words often contrast and/o…

all_pages

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:15:46+00:00

all_the_king_s_horses

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

We've got lots of great music coming up for you in just a few minutes but first we have the news humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put humpty back together again\

all_the_small_things

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by Blink 182 All the, small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, Na

all_the_way_from_memphis

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:36:50+00:00

Forgot my six-string razor - hit the sky Half way to Memphis 'fore I realised Well I rang the information - my axe was cold They said she rides the train to Oreoles Now its a mighty long way down the dusty trail And the sun burns hot on the cold steel rails

alphabetical_list_of_tracks

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:24:28+00:00

* 1993 * 2 Million Years B.C. * 2001 A Clockwork Orange * 23-59 The End Of The World * 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * A Nation Of Shoplifters * A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * A Sheltered Life * A World Without Dave (song) * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * Airplane Food * Airplane Fast Food * Alternate Title * Alternative Alf Garnett * Always The Bridesmaid Never The B…

alternate_title

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:48+00:00

She's a wonderful lady And she's mine all mine And there doesn't seem a way That she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs To a girl in yellow dress It's been a long time since the party And the room is in a mess. The four kings of E.M.I.

alternative_alf_garnett

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:49+00:00

As the temperature drops on the drunks out in Clapham I turn on my bx and it's like punk never happened The community's charged up and the West End's alight And it's Jimmy Bloody Tarbuck on a Saturday night And I'm sick to the back teeth, front teeth and tonsils Of hit making factories and kids sniffing Ronseal

always_the_bridesmaid_never_the_bride

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:14:02+00:00

I propose a toast To the hostess with the most And I raise my glass to you With the bubbly of the poor Brut 33 or 34 With a vintage of 1972 With the same name as a London railway station you were cursed to always keep on moving When Jesus wants you for a sunbeam And the devil gets there first

am_i_un_h_a_p_p_y

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:52:11+00:00

un H A P P Y? I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I'm H-A-P-P-Y, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H-A-P-P-Y ...and was the theme tune to the sitcom “Only When I Laugh” which starred Peter Bowles, James Bolam and Richard Wilson. More details here:

american_graffiti

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

American Graffiti (1973) Directed by George Lucas Writers: George Lucas and Gloria Katz Tagline: Where were you in '62? Plot Outline: The misadventures of four Californian high school graduates one late summer night in 1962. Richard Dreyfuss .... Curt Henderson
Ron Howard

an_all_american_national_sport

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:13:03+00:00

I unpacked my troubles from an old safeways bag underneath Cardboard City lights these two charactors bought me supper and they gave me some fags and I settled down for the night and I dreamt I was drunk on a tropical ocean sailing home to the missus in Kilburn and there on my bunk

and_god_created_brixton

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:14:02+00:00

I walked from my baby’s Brixton flat Into a riot I thought of maybe turning back Till things were quiet When all the buildings to be burned Had been burned And all the cars to overturn Were overturned Outside the prison they were screen testing the free

and_i_wished_someday_a_rain_would_come

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

See: Some day a rain will come and wash the streets

and_just_when_you_thought_it_was_safe

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:34:42+00:00

“And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the kitchen” - wasn't this was from the poster for Jaws 2 or 3 - “And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water”

and_the_hands_that_do_the_dishes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:41:09+00:00

“And the hands that do the dishes feel as soft as your face” (with mild green Fairy Liquid) - washing up liquid ad slogan.

angels_fear_to_tread

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:59+00:00

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread

angelstrike_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . 4 Angels * . Come On Smart Bomb * . Victim * . Closure * . 55 Cards * . The Revenge Of The School Bullied * . The Children's Terrorism Workshop * . Georgie's Marvellous Medicine * . Obsessive Compulsive * . Tongue Tied * . Ray Of Light * . The Hippies Were Right * . We Have The Technology * . My Face Your Arse * . Soulmates * . Feral Kids * . Angelstrike! (song)

angelstrike_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:19:04+00:00

Outside a cathedral near the axis of evil they marched, Their picket line formed the shape of a proscenium arch, They switched off their halos and started working to rule, All the cold-blooded killers had the keys to the city today, They came for our children and nobody stood in their way,

anonymous_alcoholics

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:22:06+00:00

A play on Alcoholics Anonymous.

another_brick_in_the_wall

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:09:33+00:00

We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone All in all it's just another brick in the wall All in all you're just another brick in the wall

another_day_at_the_office

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:42:19+00:00

A politician lies - a baby dies Screaming out in pain Squirrels are hooked on crack cocaine It's just another day at the office J-Lo tries on her new fur coat of rabbit, raccoon and fox She's still Jenny from the block And it's just another day at the office Watching the clock Answer the phone taking the stock till i go home our father who art bigger than your fathers will be done

another_suitcase

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

“Fill another suitcase with another haul” - A bit of a play on “Another suitcase in another hall” from Evita.

anytime_anyplace_anywhere_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:52:33+00:00

* Sheriff Fatman * Rubbish * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * Surfin' USM * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Shoppers' Paradise * Billy's Smart Circus * Bloodsport For All * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * Stuff The Jubilee! * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * Sing Fat Lady Sing * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Let's Get Tattoos * Airplane Food * Senile …

anytime_anyplace_anywhere_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Re-Educating Rita * Alternate Title * Randy Sarf Git

anytime_anyplace_anywhere_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:14:02+00:00

N.B. There is also a compilation album of the same name. The tequila sun is rising and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze open up some Special Brews and start drinking to the biggest mess in town then put on your dressing gown screw your head on upside down drink yourself into the ground

anytime_anyplace_anywhere

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:10:22+00:00

The title itself which was the 'Strap Line' in Martini Adverts. (accredited to: Worcester Dan) actually i seem to remember reading that the song AAA is different to the Martini AAA as proved in court

architect_architect

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Architect architect where do you live?
Is there bad blood in your piping and a dead dog in your bin?
Can you hear the neighbours fighting because the walls are paper-thin?
Architect architect where do you live?
Are there bloodstains on the balcony
Is the walkway to your door an escape route for drug dealers
Are there needles on the floor?
Architect architect how do you sleep?
Do the bed bugs fight the roaches in your continental quilt?
As your nightmare time…

aren_t_we_all_hero

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Let me tell you something I really miss High on my list is getting pissed Let me tell you something that will make you see The real me, is only three I'm shouting and I'm screaming And I wish that I was dreaming I've got forty thousand pounds

as_the_actress_said_to_the_bishop

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

This is a cliché of innuendo, used to bring out the double entendre, whether initially deliberate or not, in a statement. It is also found as a formula phrase 'as the … said to the …', and sometimes the order of the bishop and the actress are reversed. The joke lies in the contrast between the assumed innocence or rectitude of the bishop and the old reputation of actresses for loose living - in the late 19th and early 20th centuries the term could be a euphemism for prostitute. The expression w…

asbestos_lead_asbestos

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

thumb| Don't get surface piercings on your faces kids. scars piercing facial Happy birthday SeptembersBoobs I found the perfect KolGirls Christmas card! Merry Christmas ! Enjoy your holidays, have fun & miss us! ;) xo RT FOR A SHOUTOUT I ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK YO! : EVERYONE WATCH AMERICAN IDOL TONIGHT AND I WILL BE ON TV HOLLAAAAA haha ima be there too not even fronting RT: what does that mean?.. I'm pretty sure he was talking about the salary cap and possibly going over it I love web gems Vazquez…

asbomania

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:19:40+00:00

You're on report, your mum's in court and worst of all you've let yourself down. You're a real smart kid but you're gonna go to pris if you ever show your face around town Is this how you're gonna live your life? Do you always have to be so anti-social?

auld_lang_syne

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:21+00:00

Auld Lang Syne - New years song

awopbopaloobopalopbamboom

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:57+00:00

Little Richard

babies_bottles_full_of_the_milk_of_human_kind_nestle

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Babies bottles full of the milk of human kind nestle here, referance to Nestle and their continued and despicable breaches of the 1981 WHO Code regulating the marketing of breast milk substitutes. Nestle encourages bottle feeding (primarily in developing countries, by either giving away free samples of baby milk to hospitals, or neglecting to collect payments. It has been criticised for misinforming mothers and health workers in promotional literature. Nestle implies that malnourished mothers, …

baby_food_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:29+00:00

1. Baby Food 2. Benjamin and Jumble 3. Innocent Like Vincent 4. Fire Tender Red

baby_food

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

We were living down the tip, you were working for the gas I was working for the M.O.D. Bargain buckets for our breakfast Pretty preachers for our lunch And Jason Donovan for our tea You had a biker chick, I had a lunatic When the ceiling tumbled down on our beds

back_in_bed_with_carter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T10:08:05+00:00

* Surfin' USM * My Second To Last Will And Testament * Good Grief Charlie Brown * Midnight On The Murder Mile * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * Say It With Flowers * Rubbish * Rent * Re-Educating Rita * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * R.S.P.C.E * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Glam Rock Cops * A Sheltered Life * Lenny And Terence * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over …

back_to_school

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:34:29+00:00

It always happens, halfway through the school holidays they start advertising the special offers for school stationery, books and bags, trainers and uniforms. 'Back To School' the advertisers call it. Some pupils are just settling into their holiday respite when these three words fill them with dread and horror, the last thing in the world they want to do is go back.

baden_powell

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:35:05+00:00

Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell, 1st Baron Baden-Powell, OM, GCMG, GCVO, KCB (February 22, 1857 - January 8, 1941) was a soldier, writer and founder of the world scouting movement.

battling_the_bottle_fighting_the_flab_at_war_with_the_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

battling the bottle, fighting the flab, at war with the world battling the bottle, fighting the flab, at war with the world everybody ran when they heard the sound of hand gun fire in the center of town i didn't know her name but i knew the face

battling_the_bottle_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

1. Battling The Bottle (Fighting The Flab, At War With The World) 2. The Wheels on the Bus 3. Another Day At The Office (acoustic version)

bbc_live_in_concert_1991-1994

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:52:55+00:00

* Intro - Jon Beast * Surfin' USM * Midnight On The Murder Mile * Sheriff Fatman * The 90's Revival * This Is How It Feels * 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * Good Grief Charlie Brown * Look Mum, No Hands! * While You Were Out * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * Down In The Tube Station At Midnight * Another Brick In The Wall * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Bring On The Girls! * The Music That Nobody Li…

beauty

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

Side A * . Rumblefish - Theatre King * . The Wolfhounds - Another Hazy Day On The Lazy A * . The June Brides - Every Conversation * . That Petrol Emotion - Keen * . Jamie Wednesday - Buttons and Bows Side B * . McCarthy - Red Sleeping Beauty * . Jamie Wednesday - We Three Kings Of Orient Aren't * . The Wolfhounds - The Anti-Midas Touch

bedsitter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T08:48:56+00:00

Sunday morning going slow I'm talking to the radio Clothes and records on the floor Memories of the night before Out in clubland having fun And now I'm hiding from the sun Waiting for a visitor Though no-one knows I'm here for sure Chorus:

beeper_beat

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T07:47:35+00:00

Instrumental

beer_scooter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T15:35:50+00:00

I think I might, have a few drinks tonight It's been a hard and ugly week Lift some weight, socially lubricate Stops me feeling like a freak As I get closer to a bottled beer roller-coaster I hold on tight to my best friend From gibbering wreck to fully dead unconscious

before_the_war

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:06:43+00:00

Of all the bars and all the pubs And all the late night drinking clubs You had to walk into them all You've been drinking to forget You need to keep your thinking set On what you did before the war Before the bugler changed his tune When everything was Mills and Boon And lovers kissed beneath the stars

being_from_mars

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T08:59:31+00:00

I'm leaving because Been feeling like I was A being from Mars I'm under qualified For any kind of life Tomorrow they say is a mew day I wish I could stay for the firework display

being_here

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:07:15+00:00

Don't kiss me quick I'm about to be sick All over my favourite shoes If you pin back my tongue with a stapling gun It won't stop me from singing the blues I'm as drunk as a skunk and the National Front have kicked me all over this bar I'd go back to Ian's house

benjamin_and_jumble

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

I've a friend called Benjamin who rents a first floor flat directly opposite the Midland bank His best friend's called Jumble He met her in a church hall She didn't have a clue, what a glass of alcohol could do She loved him, he loves her so Jumble made herself at home

billy_s_smart_circus

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:07:43+00:00

an obvious play on Billy Smart's Circus To die for his mother country isn't every fathers wish But if you're ever feeling hungry feast your eyes on this Bullied beat up cabbaged kids to be patched up by the nurse who's carrying the baggage in for the private patients first

binatone

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Purveyors of fine radio/alarm clocks to everyone (including yer Nan). See:

birthday

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:24:01+00:00

Here's a tragic story of a boy with a laid-to-waist It was told to me by a mutual friend And it's true unless he lied to my face Californian legend, your face is a face of a star You're future's so bright and your star sign's so right You're a Gemini born in a car

blackpool

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:02:30+00:00

Blackpool - Small northern seaside resort

blinds_your_ambition

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on blinded by ambition.

bloodiest_of_marys

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Bloody Mary Ingredients: # 3 fl. oz. (75ml) tomato juice
# 1 fl. oz. (25ml) vodka
# salt and ground black pepper
# Worcestershire sauce
# Tabasco sauce
# juice of half a lemon
# 3-4 ice cubes
Directions: 1. Squeeze the juice of half a lemon into a cocktail shaker then add the tomato juice and ice cubes 2. Add Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco, then add a pinch of salt 3. Close the shaker and mix well 4. Pour into a tumbler, add a little ground black pep…

bloodsport_for_all_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:24:44+00:00

* Bloodsport For All * 2001 A Clockwork Orange * Bedsitter(Soft Cell) * Re-Educating Rita * Alternate Title (Monkees) * Randy Sarf Git * Tracks 4-6 not on vinyl release

bloodsport_for_all

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:08:08+00:00

Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash and shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun and fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie Roll up, roll up goes the revielle abuse the bugle boy of company B Suffer in silence said Brigadier General Holmes

blue_circle_overcoat

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Blue Circle is (was?) a brand of cement/concrete, hence Blue Circle overcoat becomes concrete overcoat

bmx_bandits

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:31+00:00

BMX Bandits (1983) Directed by: Brian Trenchard-Smith Writing credits: Patrick Edgeworth & Russell Hagg Genre: Drama / Action / Adventure / Crime / Family (more) Plot Outline: Two BMX expert bikers and a friend of theirs (Kidman) become entangled with a group of bank robbers after discovering a carton of walkie-talkies.

bmx_certificate

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:39:01+00:00

BMX certificate:-play on X Certificate which was the same as an 18 Certificate when I was a lad

bonkers_in_the_nut_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:11+00:00

1. Bonkers In The Nut 2. You're my Mate (and I like you) 3. Rock 'n' Roll Relay Race (on CD version only)

bonkers_in_the_nut

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Slow down or pull up Before you self destruct Don't let things wind you up And make you bonkers in the nut Do you get the picture (Yes we see) Its gonna get you (Eventually) Or maybe sooner if its meant to be If you don't act more sensibly

bonny_clive

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:01:45+00:00

Bonnie & Clyde

bonus_disk_ditty

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

oooOOOoooo you've been waiting for so long for this bonus disk and you, you must be wondering if this bonus disk exists or is it like the musical or the uncle fruity EP where have the CD's gone it's such a mystery it's such a mystery I promise i'll

bony_maroney

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A Richie Valens song (I think).

boots_bunny_cry

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

(I'm seriously guessing here). Is this a reference to animal testing? ie. Boots the Chemist testing cosmetics etc. on bunnies?

born_on_the_5th_of_november_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

CD * Born On The 5th Of November * Tomorrow When You Die * The Aftertaste Of Paradise * Airplane Food Cassette and 7“ Vinyl * Born On The 5th Of November * D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G

born_on_the_5th_of_november

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:08:48+00:00

There was November in your eyes There'd be no pennies for the guys There were fireworks over London But you weren't among them anymore When it got darker the nightmares came I lit a sparkler to write your name There were fireworks over London

born_to_be_with_you

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by Dave Edmunds By, little girl, by your side...
You keep me, you give me what I need, you keep me satisfied....
Through and through
Little girl, I was born born born born born
To be with you
Wondrously
Did I ever tell you little girl how wonderful
Your love can be
Yes I knew
Little girl I was born born born born born
To be with you
All my life through
I was just born born born born born.., tell you straight
Born born born born bo…

born_to_run

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Bruce Springsteen
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run

bostik_boys

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:22:42+00:00

Bostik manufacture adhesives, so I expect the lyric is a comment on glue sniffers (Bostik boys).

brains_of_brixton

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Brain of Britain - a hard radio 4 quiz

brenda_you_lost_your_temper

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

The lights go out the curtains close what goes on under your nose i know it hurt when he came home so late to ironed shirts and his kidneys and his steak it must have been tough when he was in that other world you'd worked so hard you were such a lovely girl

brian_mills

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The clothing catalogue. Now owned by Littlewoods

bring_on_the_girls

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:09:14+00:00

You can thank your lucky stars Of Saturn Jupiter and Mars That I don't know your home address Because I'll be round to make a mess To stick your sofa in the hall And rip the trophies off your wall For all the rubbish that you've sold In silver, plantinum and gold

brixton

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Fruitbat's patch of Sarf London.

broadway

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The melody for that one word harks back to this classic song THEY SAY THE NEON LIGHTS ARE BRIGHT ON BROADWAY
THEY SAY THERE'S ALWAYS MAGIC IN THE AIR
BUT WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET
AND YOU AIN'T HAD ENOUGH TO EAT
THE GLITTER RUBS RIGHT OFF AND YOU'RE NOWHERE
THEY SAY THE WOMEN TREAT YOU FINE ON BROADWAY
BUT LOOKIN' AT THEM JUST GIVES ME THE BLUES
'CAUSE HOW YA GONNA MAKE SOME TIME
WHEN ALL YOU GOT IS ONE THIN DIME
AND ONE THIN DIME WON'T EVEN SHINE …

broken_down_in_broken_town

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:09:34+00:00

Broken Down, In Broken Town Call the lifeguard, To watch me drown Send the boys around I'm Broken down In Broken Town. My CV, Says I watch TV. I haven't worked, Since 1993 Send the boys for me I'm broken down In Broken Town In Broken Town,

bubblegum_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:11+00:00

1. Bubblegum 2. Hair Metal 3. Young Dumb (And Full Of Fun) 4. First Time Caller (Long Time Listener)

bubblegum

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Oh baby, don't go away baby stay for the Bay City Rollers
and if you can't give me love, give me Sweet, or give me Mud, or give me some
Here it comes, bubble, bubble, bubble-gum oh baby
Jump up and down to the sound of The Clash city rollers
you'll never be alone, when you've got The Ramones so here it comes
Here it comes, bubble, bubble, bubblegum oh baby
Rock baby, rock baby, Iggy Pop baby
when you can roll baby, roll baby, with David Soul baby
here it comes, ev…

busker

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:24+00:00

1. I Don't Like Mondays 2. Reason to Believe 3. Night Rally 4. Emergency Medical Hologram 5. Up the Junction 6. Working Class Hero

buttons_and_bows

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Buttons and bows Something old and nothing new Tinker tailer, soldier blue Blue, blue, blue heart For buttons and bows Something cold is nothing new Someone battered Someone blue, blue, blue Blue heart For buttons, bows and stars Your blue heart

c.s._gas

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

CS is an abbreviation for O-chlorobenzylidene malonontrite. The properties of this compound were first discovered by American chemists in 1928, and the potential chemical warfare uses were suggested by a Dutch writer in 1934. During World War Two scientists in various countries studied the effects of the compound but it wasn't seriously developed as a weapon until the mid 1950's. The first widespread use of it was during the Vietnam War and since then it has remained a weapon in the arsenal of a…

cabbaged_kids

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

cabbaged kids - Cabbage Patch Kids

calling_all_cars_calling_all_cars

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:08+00:00

Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for…: The cliched call put out by police radio operators. also stolen for a song by And What Will Be Left Of Them

candy_floss

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Now, repeat after me... Bugger off. Sod. Bloody. Now put them together. Bugger off, you bloody sod. OK. You're in. Let's smash things up. do you wanna ride the rollercoaster slide on the slide and the swinging boat sir do you wanna spin on the spinning rotor do all the things you're not supposed to do all the things that make you randy all the things that floss your candy na na na na na hey pappa riba

captain_morgan

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Dark Navy Rum.

cardboard_city

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:24:15+00:00

Area under Waterloo railway bridges in London where a lot of homeless and destitute slept up to the late 80s.

care_in_the_comunity

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Care in the comunity. The approach to mental/physical healthcare that advocates integration into 'ordinary' society as much as possible. As opposed to the Bedlam/Lunatic Asylum approach.

carry_on_alone

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:00:07+00:00

My poor ragtime piano My boogie woogie shoes All I ever give you is the blues My pop socks feel neglected Since my baby's gone How am I expected to go on Malibu and Special Brew will help me through the night And I'll keep out the black with Diamond White

carter_the_unstoppable_sex_machine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-12T15:53:20+00:00

About 1987 - 2014 The Unstoppable Sex Machine has stopped. Carter Albums * 101 Damnations * 30 Something * 1992 The Love Album * Post Historic Monsters * Starry Eyed And Bollock Naked (A Collection Of B-Sides) * Worry Bomb * Doma Sportova...Live At Zagreb (May 20 1994) * Straw Donkey (The Singles) * A World Without Dave * I Blame The Government * LIVE! * Sessions * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere(album) * BBC Live in Concert 1991-1994 * The Good, The B…

cartoon_dad

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:39:45+00:00

I thought the streets were paved with gold I always thought my fortune flowed All along the River Thames from Westminster to Southend into the sea I thought I'd find it at the heart of every garden and Royal Park Where money grows on trees beneath a moon that's made of cheese

ceasefire

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:10:52+00:00

A husband and wife and a whore BANG BANG A family of five maybe four BANG BANG Everyone sing till you're sore BANG BANG There's no such thing as civil war BANG BANG It's a license to kill The old and the ill The skilled and unskilled But if you desire

chanson_de_le_beeper

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:14:02+00:00

Sung in French and from what I remember, the lyrics are the same as The Beeper Song but to a slightly different slower tune

chasing_the_dragon

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Smoking heroin - usually by heating the heroin on foil and inhaling the smoke through a tube.

cheap_n_cheesy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:11:14+00:00

I've lost a truly special friend I swear I'll never drink again I'd like to talk to you alone If I could walk I'd walk you home I'd like to kiss you in the street But that's so cheesy and so cheap And so they banned me from the bar I've got no family for my family car

cheer_up_it_might_never_happen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:11:36+00:00

Cheer up, it might never happen Drive by shootings on the streets of Clapham Jackboots booting right across the map And daddy's gone 'a looting with his pistol packin' mama And God didn't make the little green apples With the Halloween grin and the shaving tackle

christopher_goes_down_on_alice

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Paraphrasing of the A. A. Milne verse from When We Were very Young: Changing guards at Buckingham Palace, Christopher Robin went down with Alice.

cinderella_reversed

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:02:52+00:00

I took a bus to the jewellers today, to buy a ring for the finger Underneath the glove of the woman I love And I got down on my knees I just want someone to love me please I took the bus back to the jewellers today Took back the ring from the finger underneath the glove of the woman I love

citizen_s_band_radio

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:11:55+00:00

Conspiracy theory Number One Jesus was a man from Mars The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun And The Three Wise Men arrived in cars Conspiracy theory Number Two War is just a marketing plan If you’ve got an army who’ll die for you You can be a marketing man

clapham

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

South London place.

closedown_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:12:15+00:00

If they dissolve the Royal Family What music will they play, At the end of every day ‘I’m A Yankee Doodle Dandy’ Or ‘The Lady In Red’ Before we go to bed On the pillow of self pity Feeling sorry for ourselves Because we’ve got nobody else We must have broke so many mirrors Or licked our knives In previous and better lives

closedown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A full night-time closedown sequence on British television might typically contain information about the following day's schedule, perhaps a weather forecast and/or a news update, possibly a Public Information Film and finally, a look at the station clock.

closure

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:40:05+00:00

When she turned the corner there were no cameras on the green, When she turned the corner it was the last time she was seen, There were more than 300 phone calls to the televised appeal, For witnesses who'd seen something suspicious in a field, But the switchboard operators knew this case would not be solved,

coldest_stream_guards_of_them_all

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A reference to the Coldstream Guards.

come_on_smart_bomb

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

I wish a big metal ball would come and knowck this building down, It's too ugly and too tall and too far up from the ground, Hypodermic syringes are pumping outside now, No superhuman hinges could keep those junkies out, Come on smart bomb, Take us we're young,

come_outside

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:36:45+00:00

Hitmen and serial killers swap pictures of your face In cycle lanes with cycle chains,carpet knives and lathes A.G.R. A.G.R.O. You should get out more of course but that's not the point You'll probably never feel the force to move your muscles and joints

coming_back_4_more

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

I'm never gonna fall in love but I just keep coming back for more Two helpings and I've had enough but I just keep coming back for more I'm all over you like a rash I know I just can't help it I'm in a car about to crash, no, I just can't help it

commercial_fucking_suicide_pt1

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:12:57+00:00

The 1970s are great Four and twenty years too late Prejudice and racial hate The dismantling of the welfare state And just to keep you on toes A soundtrack to go with the clothes Created by computer kids And marketing excutives If you buy this record today

common_people

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Pulp's classic. This has also been covered fantastically well by William Shatner She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said

cool

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:36:21+00:00

Teachers say the kids are taking over The flag waving freaks are after Dover Science + paranoia = Smart Bombs and stupid fucking people If you want to be part of a gang son You're gonna need to get yourself a handgun You're gonna need to get yourself some hate kid

could_u_b_the_1_i_waited_4

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

All my life I've been searching For what lies behind the curtain I've always thought there was something more I've met Vicars, show me Jesus I've tried Snickers and Maltesers Could U be the 1 I've waited 4 Could U be the 1 I've waited for Could U be the 1 I've waited for

could_you_b_the_1_i_waited_4_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:11+00:00

Tracklisting - CD 1. Could U B The 1 I waited 4 2. World of Disco (DJ Feltpen & Bubblegum 'Disco-train' Mix) 3. Put your lips together and Blow Tracklisting - Vinyl 1. Could U B The 1 I waited 4 2. Put your lips together and Blow 3. Jim's Super Stereoworld sign for Fierce Panda

crhg_bonus_disk

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. Bonus Disk Ditty 2. The Revenge Of The School Bullied 3. Do It Myself (Kidsafe Mix) 4. Ultra Cool (Demo) 5. Small & Cute (Demo) 6. Fish Face (Demo) 7. It's About The Oil George (Demo) 8. Snoozy Girl (Demo) 9. Do It Myself (Demo) 10. My Little Life (Demo)

crimestoppers_a_go_go

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:13:33+00:00

From Another one of those great instrumentals. This one was writen to be the theme tune for The Tour De France. But strangely Surfin' USM became the theme tune for the Kellogs Tour Of Britain in 1992. Recorded at 120 BMP the ideal speed for “cadence training on your bike.

crimewatch_scene

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on Crime Scene and the long-running UK crime program Crimewatch

crossroads_motel

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:32:54+00:00

Was an old soap on TV was also later re-made

cruel

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:32:35+00:00

Pussy cats can sleep in hats and dogs can play the fool Chimpanzees can swing through trees with bumble bees for fuel Crocodiles can swim for miles and people can be cruel Elephants will not forget the circus and the zoo And who could eat something so sweet and beautiful as you

cycle_riot_history_gang

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:29:59+00:00

1. Do It Myself 2. Fast And Furious 3. Brenda, You Lost Your Temper 4. Ultra Cool 5. Hit Her With The Pig 6. Small & Cute 7. Good Grief Christina 8. I’ve Got A Secret 9. Snoozy Girl 10. Beer Scooter 11. Still Friends

d.i.v.o.r.c.e.f.g

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:14:39+00:00

We step into the office where The boss sits in an office chair A hundred times a millionaire Swivelling in his underwear And on the lap of luxury Sits some girl from the factory Presented as a Christmas gift They did the business in the lift

daddy_christmas

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Rudolph! Hey Rudolph wake up, it's Christmas again Ooooh Christmas! I'm ready Daddy Christmas, Daddy Cool, Daddy Christmas Red hot and Blue Daddy Christmas, a fat St Nicholas Daddy Christmas we love you The fattest Santa of them all You're like the opposite of small

daddy_intro

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T07:39:14+00:00

An intro track that introduces the band, contains music from Rocky and a MC

daddy_xmas_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:24+00:00

1. Daddy Christmas 2. A Daddy Christmas Eve 3. (Thank Gawd 4) Boxing Day

day_job

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:52:23+00:00

1. The Tesco Riots 2. The Lonely Dictator 3. The Ghost of Christmas Boring 4. Bands

dead_dead_dead

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:07:21+00:00

There's a place she said A place where the land meets the head She is gone and I am dead Dead Dead Dead Baby take a walk with me To the place where the land meets the sea Then go and leave me be Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead

ding_dong

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:24+00:00

The Invisibles 1. Dipsomaniac 2. Hexical Head Abdoujaparov 1. Aren't We All (Hero) 2. Just Shut Up 3. Maria's Umbrella Jim's Super Stereo World 1. Big Flash Car 2. Young Dumb (And Full Of Fun) 3. You're my Mate (and I like you) Who's The Daddy Now 1. Daddy Intro 2. Surfin' USM 3. The Beeper Song 4. Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) 5. Daddy Christmas 6. The Only Living Boy In New Cross 7. Sheriff Fatman 8. Bloodsport For All 9. G.I. Blues Not Noted On Album Co…

dividing_it_by_the_first_number_you_thought

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on the mathematical tricks, called THOANs (Think Of A Number) such as: 1. Think of a number. Add 1, multiply by 2, subtract the number you first thought of, subtract 2. You now have the first number. 2. Think of a number. Add 2, multiply by the number thought of, add 1, divide by one more than the number thought of, subtract the first number. the answer is 1. 3. Think of a number. Add 3 and multiply by 3, subtract 6 and multiply by 3, add first number, subtract 9, knock off the 0. Ans…

djamolidine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:39:49+00:00

* . Punk Confetti * . There's Nobody Less Rock 'n' Roll Than Me * . I Don't Know * . Aren't We All (Hero) * . Maria's Umbrella * . Rose * . Birthday * . Murder (On Dalberg Road) * . The Abdou Theme * . Baby Food * . Benjamin and Jumble * . Innocent Like Vincent * . Fire Tender Red

do_it_myself

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Wake me up, I'm getting tired of this dream , I know I get shot and I'll wake up with a scream, Kick my butt, I'm not as lucky or so free, I'm drowning in debt and need some TLC Someone get me coffee and a voodoo doll, I gotta get me up and make some rock n roll

do_re_me_so_far_so_good_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Do Re Me, So Far So Good * King Rocker (Generation X) * Mannequin (Wire) * Down In The Tube Station At Midnight (The Jam)

do_re_me_so_far_so_good

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:15:08+00:00

(Quote) Have a good time, all the time... 1992, don't believe the hype Take a look at the small print Ignore the bold type Let the flags of plunder unfurl It's just you and me against the world The only thing that we'll ever get from them is sorrow Lead on Macduff and I'll follow

doma_sportova...live_at_zagreb

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-12T15:51:59+00:00

* Alternative Alf Garnett * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * Re-Educating Rita * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Granny farming In The UK * Travis * Sing Fat Lady Sing * Lenny And Terence * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1

don_t_push_me_cos_i_m_close_the_edge

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:39:09+00:00

Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel

down_in_the_tube_station_at_midnight

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:15:24+00:00

The distant echo - of faraway voices boarding faraway trains To take them home to the ones that they love and who love them forever The glazed, dirty steps - repeat my own and reflect my thoughts Cold and uninviting, partially naked Except for toffee wrapers and this morning's papers

dr._seuss

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Theodor Seuss Geisel (pronounced /ˈɡaɪzəl/; March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991), commonly known by his pen name Dr. Seuss, was an American writer and cartoonist most widely known for his children's books

dumb_and_dumber_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

1. Dumb and Dumber 2. Fresh Kills 3. Song for my Friends 4. Victim (original demo version with drums and stuff)

elvis_lives_and_carterbreakamerica

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:16:43+00:00

Elvis lives In America He flies with the pigs In America I want to go to college in a college sweater I want fifty million dollars to make a pop record I wanna be a loser, I wanna be a slacker I want to cruise the super highway I want to be fatter

emergency_medical_hologram_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

* . Emergency Medical Hologram * . There's A Monster In My Garden * . Let Bogans Be Bogans

emergency_medical_hologram

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:33:21+00:00

Brace yourself, don't flex your muscles You're 40 years old and you're looking troubled Ease those wrinkles and dye your hair Try your girlfriends underwear I know it sounds dumb and I shouldn't give a damn Call the Emergency Medical Hologram I'm phased out stunned, that wasn't in the plan

england

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:18:01+00:00

I was born under a wandering star in the second council house of Virgo Forceably removed from the belly of my ma and raised on milk and Pernod So just lie back and think of England Because I slid down bannisters for judges and barristers reader's wives' husbands with toothless decay

equity

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Actors' union.

especially_4_u

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:18:19+00:00

He writes the songs that make the whole world groan The lights are on but there's no one home Every day he sings the blues Especially for you You think he's smart But hes not that smart You want his heart But he's got no heart Every day he's sniffing glue

ever_fallen_in_love

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T20:53:19+00:00

You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone

every_day_when_i_come_home_i_expect_to_find_you_gone

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:40:50+00:00

Every day when I come home I expect to find you gone A folded message by the phone, the television left switched on With every single channel showing slo-mo pictures of you going My legs would give way under me in front of our old red settee Your folded note unfolding me I'd hit my head on the TV

every_time_a_church_bell_rings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:42:13+00:00

When bonny Clive was twenty three he took a dive from the balcony embarrassing his blushing bride who took her red face for a ride to Blackpool and the pouring rain she went out on the evening train and came in with the morning tide as another seaside suicide It was summertime when Sally Clarke

everybody_s_happy_nowadays

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:19:13+00:00

I was so tired of being upset Always wanting something I never could get Life's an illusion love is a dream But I don't know what it is Everybody's happy nowadays Everybody's happy nowadays I was so tired of being upset Always wanting something I never could get

everything_is_going_to_be_alright

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:06:49+00:00

Everybody's Happy Insomniacs Can Sleep Word Is Out, There Is No Doubt God's Work Is Complete There'll Be No Blues On Monday We'll Sit At Home And Watch The Homeless And The Hungry Dethrone The King Of Pop The Bomb Has Gone, The Bomb Has Gone

everything_you_ever_wanted_to_know_about_everything

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:19:33+00:00

Shubby dooby sha la laa Baby I just crashed your car but everyone will tell you so shubby do woh woh woh woh that love is never saying your sorry I crashed into a butchers lorry and though the accident delayed your burger I couldn't save the meat from murder

evil

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:19:50+00:00

He is the people's poet and all the people know it They've read his published stories in public lavatories In town and country locals he's Mr. Antisocial His violence does the talking those boots weren't made for walking He's a cold blooded vulture he won't respect your culture

evrey_time_a_church_bell_rings

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:07:46+00:00

â€œEvery time a bell rings,another angel gets it's wingsâ€ - Line from the film â€œIt's a Wonderful Lifeâ€

fairy_liquid

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Ah, Nanette Newman. Washing-up liquid. See also And the hands that do the dishes and The Taking Of Peckham 123.

falling_on_a_bruise

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:20:07+00:00

You win some and you lose some and I've lost the will to lose with my part-time job and my faith in God falling on a bruise And this no star bed and breakfast and insolvency abuse make me feel like throwing myself off the kitchen shelf falling on a bruise

fast_and_furious

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Hold my hand, keep me warm Kiss my lips and make me smile again Make my bed, raise my kids Feed my world and help me breath again I am lost in a foggy sea, the weary sounds, they terrify me Deep in the mud, deep in the drudge, weak as a kitten, in a world without love

father_son_and_holy_coast_guard

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:44:18+00:00

A play on Father, Son and Holy Ghost. The Trinity.

fathers_against_handguns

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:25:04+00:00

To anyone who knows what amnesty means Put the knives and the guns in the plasticcy bins Put the hammers and the screwdrivers back in your jeans Unless you've got something to build Take the darts and the pool cues back to the shops You don't need tools to watch Top Of The Pops

feed_the_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:32+00:00

It was released November of 1984, and immediately debuted at Number One in Great Britain, and was Number One on the American charts two weeks later.. The song was written by Sir Bob Geldof, and sold fifty million copies. It sold over 3 million copies in Great Briton alone. Midge Ure was the co-producer, and he personally accompaned the first relief shipment of over $70,000 worth of food and medical supplies to Ethiopa, March 11, 1985. All produced & remixed by Trevor Horn (The Buggles & Yes).

feral_kids

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Feral kids know where you live, And they know you live alone, Feral kids bang dustbin lids, In the streets outside your home, Everyone tries to hide away, When they come out to play. Feral kids do wheelie skids, In the streets outside your window,

fifteen_men_on_a_dead_man_s_chest

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:40:29+00:00

“Fifteen men on a dead man's chest” (yo ho ho and a bottle of rum) - poem by Robert Louis Stevenson.

finger_lickin_closed

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:44:11+00:00

A play on finger lickin good, once a slogan for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

fire_tender_red

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:28:52+00:00

The day I put a match to No. 3 I made those fucking grown-ups notice me I didn't think a tiny fire would grow that big I didn't know the smoke and fumes would make me sick Beautiful flames, sulphur and heat Carefully fanned Fire-engine siren Fire tender red

first_time_caller_long_time_listener

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:04:04+00:00

If you've got a question for the man who wrote the songs then get to the phone and call him now First time caller, long time listener, I just phoned to say No more problems, I'm OK I can go on, I can go on, I can go on, I can go on First time caller, long time listener, I feel good inside

fish_face

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:35:36+00:00

Who's that wanker in your rear view mirror Who's that tosser in the Carter shirt Who's that loser in the ford granada Who's that bleeder with his face in the dirt Where's that copper when you need him badly Where's Homer Simpson where is Bart Where's your sense of right and justice

flanagan_and_allen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:23:59+00:00

Flanagan and Allen were a British singing and comedy double act popular during World War II

flickin_the_v_s_-_live_in_croatia

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T10:05:03+00:00

* Alternative Alf Garnett * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * Re-Educating Rita * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * The Only Looney Left In Town * Granny Farming In The UK * Travis * The Young Offender's Mum * Sing Fat Lady Sing * Lenny And Terence * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * Suicide Isn't Painless * Her Song * Rubbish * Falling On A Bruise * Stuff The Jubilee! * Sheriff Fatman

free_cd

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. Here's Your Free CD 2. Innocent Like Vincent 3. The Abdou Theme (Jim Bob's Version) from memeory but i thinkg Maria's Umbrella was on here too

freestyle_jump_in_the_water_jim

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T08:52:07+00:00

Put on your Speedos Joe Roll up your trouser legs Kick off your shoes and go Up to the water's edge Jump in the water Jim Soak in the cooling mud Put on your rubber ring Swim in the sea of love FREESTYLE, FREESTYLE, FREESTYLE Don't worry about tomorrow

friends

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Nauseatingly cloying US comedy

from_this_moment

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:46:57+00:00

Tell the Army and the Navy tell the RAF Tell the stone throwers tell the olive growers by the wall of death Send a message to the front line Tell the marching bands From this moment war is over everyone shake hands From this moment war is over and there'll be no more crime

fruitbat

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:52+00:00

Les Carter a.k.a Fruity, Fruitbat, Johnny Guitar from the long version nickname, Johnny Guitar Fruitbat, The Flying Fox The legendary lamper of Philip Schofield.

g.i._blues

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:22:16+00:00

The title is from the Elvis film of the same name: Both my arms and legs are torn to shreds my eyes are tired and grey I've lost a stone I'm just skin and bone and when I come home today look away......look away turn your eyes to the children

galloways_sore_throat_expectorant

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Used to contain significant quantities of alcohol - now replaced in the emergency liquor stakes by plaque removers, like Listerine.

gas_man

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:22:36+00:00

Princess resuscitates drowning tramp Big business infiltrates postage stamp Happy days are here again And it's a gas man Oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note Loneliness of long distance drugs runner Ends on crowded Bangkok death row

georgie_s_marvellous_medicine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:06:33+00:00

She's lying and she's cheating, and she's stealing your stuff, She's lying and she's cheating, and it's never enough, She needs to make another, mobile telephone call, She lies and she cheats, and she steals and it's all for, Georgie's m-m-m-m-marvellous medicine.

girls_can_keep_a_secret

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:22:52+00:00

Girls can keep a secret Can't they And they didn't know For almost thirty weeks Before she started to show She'd always seem to grow so fast And all they ever had to do Was ask Boys can be such stupid bastards For a superior race Mistaking all her tears for laughter,

give_me_the_beat_boy_and_free_my_soul

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:09+00:00

Bob Seger, I Wanna Get Lost In Your Rock N' Roll Also, Ringo Starr, Drift Away

glam_rock_cops_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

CD 1 * Glam Rock Cops * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over (recorded by The Family Cat) * Glam Rock Cops (Kojack dub) CD 2 * Glam Rock Cops * Bloodsport For All(Recorded by The Sultans Of Ping FC) * Blade's Lenny And Terence (Recorded by Blade) * Falling On A Bruise (Recorded by Public Works)

glam_rock_cops

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:23:08+00:00

Call me old fashioned But I'm a little nervous about the future I've got no enthusiasm For burgers or computers Television bores me now In a hundred different ways And the police are getting younger Getting younger every day All I wanted was some tender loving care

god_s_blog

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:41:11+00:00

Today was a wonderful day ' Fantastic No of course I'm being sarcastic I spent most of it in pain Taking my own name in vain It's not easy being all knowing and all seeing If everything around you disgusts or dumfounds you I'm losing my patience with a few of my creations

god_saint_peter_and_the_guardian_angel

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:23:29+00:00

Kids are playing gangster wars They don't believe in Santa Claus The baseball bats are soft of course The blood is just tomato sauce As icebergs go it's just the tip The start of the apprenticeship A short sharp Glasgow kiss me quick Karate chop and Kung Fu kick

goffam_s_secret_millionaire

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:01:53+00:00

Thereâ€™s a secret millionaire somewhere In the shopping mall or at the fun fair On the streets there is a new face Carrying a heavy suitcase He says, Money never made me happy I was always sad I never really wanted what I had The secret millionaire goes walkies

goffam_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:00:03+00:00

At the top of the High Street in the heart of the city There's a shop that sells everything you need They'll put glue in a bag they'll sell you individual fags And you can learn to smoke before you can read At the top of the High Street you can hear the sound of gunfight

goffam

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:11+00:00

* . The Golden Years of Lonely Old Dears * . Goffam(song) * . Support the Gofffam Cops * . Goffam’s Secret Millionaire * . The Man Behind the Counter of the Science Fiction Superstore * . Teenage Body Count * . Lonely Cop * . One Small Step For Man * . Architect Architect * . Our Heroes * . Superhero Midlife Crisis * . Not Far From Here

going_straight

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:23:50+00:00

Picked up on suss for looking cute And thrown into the cells So don't call us We won't call you Alexander Graham Bell No masterplan for busting out No file inside a cake The Candyman can't help you now Now you're going straight Baby's going straight

good_grief_charlie_brown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:24:10+00:00

The title of the song is also the title of a Peanuts printed cartoon collection. Ben DEAR SON, There's no time for love Charlie Brown, and if I should come up, it'll only bring your mother down, so I'll send you ten shillings as we have arranged and I'll take second billing because I never change

good_grief_christina

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Mmm ooma ma ma, pa pa ooma ma ma Ooma ma pa pa pa ooma ma ma Ooma ma ma pa pa ooma ma ma Ooma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma Good grief Christina How come you never heard of rock 'n roll Good grief Christina How come it never made it to your soul.

good_hair_day

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T08:51:03+00:00

Resistance is useless So futile and so fruitless The system is ruthless The system is ruthless When you're feeling like God created you just to feel frustrated Nothing is really sacred Nothing is sacred But baby if you could Please stay I'm waiting for a good hair day

goodbye_ruby_tuesday

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Ruby Tuesday is a song recorded by The Rolling Stones in 1966, released in January 1967.

goodnight_jim_bob_-_on_the_road_with_carter_usm

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine were a duo, threeo and eventually sixxo formed by South London friends Jim Morrison and Les Carter who made their name with a mix of social commentary, puns, loud guitars and electronic pop music. They had fourteen top forty singles in the UK and released seven studio albums, one of which reached number one in the UK charts. During their ten year career, Carter USM - as they became known - played nearly 800 live gigs all over the world. Ten years of riots, s…

goodnight_jim_bob_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . Fathers Against Handguns * . Cruel * . He * . Krakatao! * . In The Future All This Will Be Yours * . When You Where My Woman * . War Is The New Rock 'n' Roll * . Julia's Secret * . I'm All Alone (And Everything Sucks) * . Cool * . Come Outside * . You Can't Take It With You

granny_farming_in_the_uk

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:24:27+00:00

There's twenty five tunes on the visitors bell From Granny Farming In The UK To Heartbreak Hotel And there's eight million stories of cruelty to tell As the medicine goes down There's one currant bun in the baker's shop Who's beaten like an egg till he bruises like an apricot

great_cucumber_robberies_of_1989

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

In reference to Curry and Taylor (1971) Crim.L.R. pp65.

greetings_earthlings_we_come_in_peace

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:01:53+00:00

Greetings earthlings, we come in peace

growing_old_disgracefully

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:24:49+00:00

You won’t still need me when I’m sixty four years old Cantankerous and greedy and complaining of the cold Maybe Heaven waits for me if I’m as good as gold I’m not going gracefully, doing what I’m told I don’t want your pensions I don’t want your pills

hackneyed_old_cabbie

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on 'hackneyed', ie. overused to the point of drudgery and 'Hackney cab'.

hair_metal

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

If I ever feel this way again
I'll never feel this way again

My punk rock head is thinking about you
My soft rock heart can't live without you
theres a techno beat in my boogie hamstring
and my disco feet are going to keep on dancing

I'll never feel this way again

My punk rock head is thinking about you
My soft rock heart can't live without you
theres a techno beat in my boogie hamstring
and my disco feet are going to keep on dancing
cos…

hanging_around

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:15:41+00:00

Have you seen the writing on the wall about you? At the pictures and the shopping mall is it true?In the middle of the afternoon in the centre of the town. That you've been seen and you've been found Hanging around Does your mother want another day in court? So you can window shop at JD Sports? Jumping over barriers into the London Underground. You've been caught and you been found Hanging around

happier_times

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T08:48:03+00:00

There's a brighter future coming around the bend There's a brighter future coming around the bend Tell all your friends Happier times are heading our way Sha na na na, nanana na na na hey...

harvey_s_bristol_moon

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:11:37+00:00

A play on Harvey's Bristol Cream; a sherry and Shine On Harvey Moon. Shine On Harvey Moon UK, ITV (Witz End Productions/Central), Comedy serial, colour, 1982 Starring: Kenneth Cranham, Elizabeth Spriggs, Maggie Steed This first great show from Marks and Gran was not exactly a sitcom. Rather, Shine On Harvey Moon was a humorous evocation of one family's life - the characters, the situations, the predicaments. No studio audience was employed but, for sure, there was end-to-end humour and some sc…

hayla_shayla

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:35:32+00:00

Song sung by (cub) scouts: Hayla, Hayla Shayla Heyla Shayla Halya Ho-o-o! Hayla, Hayla Shayla Heyla Shayla Halya Ho-o-o!

he_shuffled_off_this_mortal_coil

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:25+00:00

The quote is from Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1, line 67: “What dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause”

he_sucked_peppermints

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The (completely foolish) method of trying to give a 'reduced' result to a roadside alcohol breath test by sucking mints.

he

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:33:18+00:00

He fills your world with dark bestills your beating heart until you cease to be the meaning of your life is he He loves you baby you changed his life He left the navy to make you his wife He bought you flowers for breaking your jaw the glory of power he is the law

her_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:25:35+00:00

Put your hands on your head Get out the van Simple Simon says Get out the van and stretch your legs Simple Simon says He says, You are weak And I am strong And it won't take long And that was how the story went They found her face down in the Trent

here_s_your_free_cd

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Here's your free CD I hope you think it's okay It was made by me I'd just like to say thank you very much you're diamond and that's a fact I'd like to give you all a great big pat on the back\

hey_kenny

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

hey Kenny if you need a friend pick up the phone and call my number hey hey Kenny can I call you Ken? Ken you can call me Jim beyond the rainclouds and the grey there's a voice that says don't throw your life away and your stars say keep going

hit_her_with_the_pig

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

I know it seems like nobody is home But I'm a bit tied-up and can't get to the phone There's this scary bird, and I know this sounds absurd But she's kidnapped me, and won't set me free I didn't suss it was a trap Oh God, I've been so bloody crap

hit

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:25:57+00:00

This wasn't supposed to happen I was happy by myself Accidentally you seduced me I'm in love again I lie in my bed, Totally still My eyes wide open, I'm in rapture I don't believe this, I'm in love again! This wasn't supposed to happen I've been hit with your charm

homeless_brewing

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on home brewing.

hopeandglory

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Taken from Hope and Glory 1984 ROGER That word is special. That word is only for something really important. Now, repeat after me... Bugger off. BILL Bugger off. ROGER Sod. BILL Sod. ROGER Bloody. BILL Bloody. ROGER Now put them together. Bugger off, you bloody sod.

hounded

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:26:14+00:00

Under the gutter deep in the sewers They're putting the paper to bed for the night With a kiss and a story that's surely a rumour Show-business, gossip, bullshit and hype All the nice girls love a failure Behind every failure lies a success The newspaper people from The People newspaper

i_blame_the_government_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:27:59+00:00

I blame the government For making me this way Bitter and twisted and crap Bored psychopathic At the end of the day I blame the government for that Poor education, death on the roads The writing that’s not on the wall The war in The Balkans

i_blame_the_government

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-12T15:56:14+00:00

* The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time * 23-59 The End Of The World * Sunshine * The Undertaker And The Hippy Protest Singer * Sweetheart Sugar Baby * Growing Old Disgracefully * The Man Who Bought The World * Winning The War * I Blame The Government (song) * Citizen's Band Radio * Psycho Bill * Closedown (song) * Girls Can Keep A Secret

i_don_t_know

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

You've got a feeling for making me ill You've got a knack for breaking on my back I can't believe how much you get on my wick You can't conceive, you really are thick Don't ask me why I said that, I don't know I've got a great big mouth and my brain is much too slow

i_don_t_like_mondays

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:06:30+00:00

Originally by Boomtown Rats The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody's gonna go to school today She's gonna make them stay at home And daddy doesn't understand it He always said she was good as gold And he can see no reasons

i_lost_my_baby_to_the_arms_race

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

I lost my baby to the arms race I took my baby to another place To face the power of a false god To face the power of a firing squad And all the public pressure, the petitions and the letters to your MEP Might help to make things better But it won't bring my baby back to me

i_m_all_alone_and_everything_sucks

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:35:53+00:00

I'm all alone and everything sucks Beautiful baby I miss you so much Doctor I can't cope commit me today Put on your white coat and take me away Put on your white coat and pull down the blinds Doctor I can't cope I'm losing my mind I'm all alone and everything sucks

i_think_i_ll_throw_a_party_for_myself

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

You had won me at a fair in town When you rolled a bowler ball and knocked a shy boy down Oh baby! I had lost you at a fair in town When you rolled a bowler ball and knocked a shy boy down So I think I'll throw a party for myself I was working at a fair in town

i_unpacked_my_troubles

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:24:24+00:00

“unpacked my troubles from an old Safeway's bag” ; parody of “unpacked my troubles from an old kit bag”

i_was_born_under_a_wandering_star

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Lee Marvin from the musical

idou_podcast

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. Intro 2. Kareoke Knocking Shop - (Air Odeon Disco Pub) 3. I-Doujaparov - The Abdou Theme 4. My Little Life 5. Perfect Hands For Basketball 6. Pop Pop Pop 7. White Wedding 8. Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride 9. Ultra Cool 10. Just Shut Up

if_he_travels_that_far_south

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A reference to the fact that you can't get a black cab to go down towards South East London for love nor money. If you live around Herne Hill/Tulse Hill/Crystal Palace, you have no choices but buses or hair-raisingly terrifying unlicensed minicabs.

if_love_is_the_answer

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A paraphrasing of the Lily Tomlin quote: If love was the answer, could you please rephrase the question

in_a_big_flash_car_on_a_saturday_night_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . Heads Will Rock * . Young Dumb (And Full Of Fun) * . Big Flash Car * . Jim's Mobile Disco * . Hey Kenny * . Mission Control * . Candy Floss * . Tight Pants * . Happier Times

in_a_hatchback_from_notre_dame

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:34:58+00:00

Play on words: Hunchback of Notre Dame.

in_bed_with_carter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T10:04:11+00:00

* Surfin' USM * Re-Educating Rita * Midnight On The Murder Mile * My Second To Last Will And Testament * Rubbish * Say It With Flowers * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Bloodsport For All * Billy's Smart Circus * A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb * This Is How It Feels * Rent * G.I. Blues * Sheriff Fatman

in_the_future_all_this_will_be_yours

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:34:10+00:00

Two lovers blowing kisses to each by the cash machine Two lovers holding on to one another for support It's just another week of find and seek that is the chic of heroin In the future if you're lucky maybe all this will be yours Bud and Julie Julie and Bud were so truly in love

infamous_for_fifteen_minutes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:28:08+00:00

From Andy Warhol - “ the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.”

innocent_like_vincent

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Look at me, I'm only here for fun Life's too short, stick your finger up your bum Go for a walk, go for a swim Don't blame me, for the state that you're in I'm innocent like vinocent Oh yeah I'm innocent like vinocent Oh yeah Look at me, I'm as happy as can be

insolvency-abuse

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on solvent abuse that is usually enjoyed by down and outs and being insolvent which is the inability to pay off your debts

instant_gratification

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T11:07:06+00:00

Fish Face - Live

intro_-_jon_beast

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:23:31+00:00

THE Fat bastards intro, writing this without the tracks to hand so he'll probably insult someone

intro

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T21:03:33+00:00

End of an Abba song and a quick intro from Les as to the iDou project

is_this_the_only_way_to_get_through_to_you

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:28:21+00:00

Opens with “When will you die” played backwards The first Carter instrumental samples Morrisey from his first solo LP. Maggie Thatcher and Neil Kinnock also make guest appearances. We can't remember where the title sample came from but it was an old black and white film.

is_wrestling_fixed

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:28:55+00:00

The ambulance sirens rang as they wheeled her to the stand Feathered, tarred and handcuffed to a stretcher The doctor's diagnosis was multiple sclerosis an open and shut hopeless fucking case The wheels of justice turned till the tyres were bald and burned

it_s_about_the_oil_george

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:15:12+00:00

It“s About The Oil George It”s about the oil It“s about the oil George It”s about the oil It“s a sad bad thing, It”s a mad coincidence It“s a mad bad thing and now you”re claiming self defence It“s about the oil man, and you”

it_s_just_another_day_at_the_office

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:49:07+00:00

Line refers to the fact that all these things are just average days at work for the people concerned. Like killing babies in far off countries, carpet bombing, and wearing fur coats and saying you are a street kid.

it_sells_or_it_smells

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

Side A * . The Wolfhounds - Stars In The Tarmac * . McCarthy - In Purgatory Side B * . Rumblefish - Solid Wood * . Jamie Wednesday - Till The Cows Come Home

j.r

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . Good Hair Day * . I Lost My Baby To The Arms Race * . A New Man In The Morning * . Freestyle (Jump In The Water Jim) * . One Too Many * . Dead Dead Dead * . Being From Mars * . A Time To Kill * . Carry On Alone * . Coming Back 4 More * . Cinderella Reversed * . So Long Farewell (Auf Wiedersehen Goodbye) * . Everything is Going To be Alright Trivia - Jim's Middle Name isn't actually Robert it's N

jackson

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Probably a reference to Jackson, Alabama, which is, in turn a reference a song by Johnny Cash, Jackson, that contains the line I'm goin' to Jackson, paraphrased by Jim's I'm going back to Jackson. All very circular!

james_robert_injustice

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

James Robert = Jim Bob? James Robertson-Justice (1905-1975) b. Wigtown, Scotland, UK. Large Scottish actor who was a naturalist and journalist before turning full-time actor in the 1940s and quickly becoming an essential part of the British cinema scene. He made several figures of history, including Henry VIII, larger than life, enlivening dozens of films before his retirement in 1970 - but never more so than as the irascible Sir Lancelot Spratt in the 'Doctor' comedies.

james_robert_morrison

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-07-02T15:55:32+00:00

Not Jim Bob's real name...

jamie_wednesday

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

=====About===== Jamie Wednesday was a British 80's jangle-pop band that released eight songs on three records between 1985 and 1987. At first they were called The Ballpoints and then Dead Clergy and finally settled on Jamie Wednesday. The band consisted of:

jaws_6

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:06+00:00

as of yet unmade film in the Jaws series

jesus_wants_you_for_a_sunbeam

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam is a song originally recorded by Scottish alternative band The Vaselines for their EP Dying for it. It is a parody on the children's hymn, “I'll Be a Sunbeam”, which has the opening line “Jesus wants me for a sunbeam

jim_bob_sings_again

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:53:47+00:00

1. Cartoon Dad 2. A Bad Day 3. Johnny Cash 4. Our Heroes 5. A Prince in a Pauper’s Grave 6. Victim 7. Glam Rock Cops 8. Come on Smart Bomb! 9. The Carousel 10. Falling on a Bruise 11. You Can’t Take it With You

jim_bob

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:31:29+00:00

=====About===== Carter USM vocalist, James “Robert”” Morrison. aka James N. Morrison =====Albums===== Jim's Super Stereo World (album) as Jim's Super Stereo World In A Big Flash Car On A Saturday Night(album) * as Jim's Super Stereo World J.R. as James Robert Morrison Goodnight Jim Bob (album) Angelstrike!(album) School The Best Of Jim Bob * A Humpty Dumpty Thing Goffam What I Think About When I Think About You * Jim Bob Sings Again Pop Up Jim Bob * =====Singles===== Bo…

jim_s_mobile_disco

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Wherever there are roads our moblie disco goes we cater for all tastes we don't need too much space we've got blues and we've got soul one turntable and a microphone that goes boom! boom! i bought myself a van i got it secondhand there's enough room to pack

jim_s_super_stereo_world_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:53+00:00

* . Bonkers In The Nut * . Greetings Earthlings (We Come In Peace) * . Pear Shaped World * . Superslob * . The Happiest Man Alive * . Could U B The 1 I waited 4 * . 1000 Feet Above The Earth * . A Bad Day * . The King Is Dead * . My Name Is John (And I want You Back) * . When Your Gone (Parts 1&2) * . Touchy Feely

jimmy_bloody_tarbuck

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

UK comedian/entertainer: Interestingly, 'Jimmy Bloody Tarbuck' was changed for 'Noel Bloody Edmonds' in later versions of the song

johnnie_walker

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Producer of red, blue, black, and gold label blended Scotch whisky.

johnny_cash

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:29:20+00:00

What's a nice girl like you Doing in a place like this The people here should be in a zoo The kind of zoo that shouldn't exist Where the elephants are heavily drugged The giant pandas sleep in a shed And people watch them try to make love Behind a sign that says they mustn't be fed

johnny_guitar

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:21:59+00:00

see Fruitbat

julia_s_secret

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:35:24+00:00

All men are rapists, he was destined to prove when he was created from a test in a tube An unnatural born leader who naturally led Foot down on the pedal and full speed ahead By hook or by headlock to fortune or fame Born out of wedlock by nature and name

junk_male

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:08:27+00:00

Today Your doctor passed away It left you with an ache You had nowhere to take it So you took it a bar You took it there by car But sometime after three You're wrapped around a tree The end Of everything that is Between the grey and thin Across the double chin

just_shut_up_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:29+00:00

1. Just Shut Up 2. Queen Bitch 3. Nazi Girl 4. The Abdou Theme 5. Loser's Walk - Live

just_shut_up

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T20:50:27+00:00

I feel like I'm inside a jumper In a suit inside of a bell And I feel like I'm losing my temper With that joyless and sickening smell I wish I could go to the seaside And wallow about in the mud And there I can urinate freely In my trousers, alone, on my todd

kalashnikov_and_splutter

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Cough & splutter

king_for_a_day

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:34:27+00:00

He leaves circle K To be king for a day And a chump for the rest of the week The curtains are drawn He stretches and yawns His Majesty's going to sleep Today is the first day Of the rest of your life Tomorrow is the second day Celebrate your birthday

king_of_the_slums

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:30:44+00:00

From The Prince and the Pauper - Mark Twain

king_rocker

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:34:50+00:00

Jailhouse Rocker roots training down in Memphis Well, Liverpool Johnny rocks out round Paul's place Seconds away as the rhythm comes down Well, King faces King in the ring for the crown King Rocker, King Rocker Rock, rock, rock King Kong, King Kong

kiss_me_quick

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

hats sold in cheesy sea-side resorts with “kiss me quick” on…

klaus_barbie

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:32:29+00:00

“The Butcher of Lyon” On May 11, 1987 nobody was laughing. After four years of legal wrangling, Klaus Barbie, the SS officer in charge of the Gestapo in Lyon, France from November, 1942 to August, 1944, would finally attend his long overdue meeting with justice. There was little doubt that Klaus Barbie, a frail old man sitting in the defendant's box of a French courtroom, was the same Klaus Barbie who had been responsible for thousands of deaths forty years earlier. Of Barbie's hundreds of c…

kokakola

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Taken from the beginning of Koka Kola by The Clash

krakatao

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:33:45+00:00

I've seen the beauty of a rainbow The sunlight's reaction And I can feel it's awesome power Reflected through the rain And the force of a tornado A rain cloud formation With winds of 40 miles an hour Become a hurricane There's a series of vibrations

kurt_cobain

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Kurts name was taken out of the recorded version due to his death in tribute to a friend of the band who was a big nirvana fan

last_night_i_had_the_strangest_dream

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Written by Ed McCurdy in 1950 Recorded in 1964 by Simon and Garfunkel Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream Last night I had the strangest dream I ever dreamed before I dreamed the world had all agreed To put an end to war I dreamed I saw a mighty room

lay_the_carpet_bombs

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:50:19+00:00

Another great play on words. The idea of 'laying' carpet bombs rather than just carpets. Also a reference to the stupidity of blowing up a place to then rebuild it.

lead_out_sample

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:25:10+00:00

From Quadrophenia when he throws his moped off a cliff. Either Jim or Fruity once said this film was one of the most influential things of all time on their teenage life, when they first saw it.

lean_on_me_i_won_t_fall_over_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Hit (Sugarcubes) * Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride * Track 3 not on cassette release

lean_on_me_i_won_t_fall_over

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:36:41+00:00

One of these days you'll get away from London town Causing chaos and delay on the underground I'll read your letter as I pass away the time Stuck in a tunnel on the Hammersmith and City line I'll hurry home a little bored but still alive Unplug the phone to keep the outside world outside

lenny_and_terence_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Lenny And Terence * Her Song * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * Stuff The Jubilee!(1977)

lenny_and_terence

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:36:59+00:00

Don't open the box Take the money Take it to the shops Where we can spend it all honey On 90's memorabilia and rock n roll records And experience the genius of Terence and Leonard Send them victorious Happy and glorious Long to reign over us

lenny

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Lenny Kravitz

let_bogans_be_bogans

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T20:58:23+00:00

Though I'm strictly working class it makes me feel superior i believe in Christ and furry dice and mock leather interior i believe all the lies on CNN i trust the British government if the men in gray are there at all you better watch out bogans rule

let_s_get_tattoos_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

CD 1 * Let's Get Tattoos * Turbulence * King For A Day CD 2 * Let's Get Tattoos * Especially 4 U * Speed King * Silver Dream Machine

let_s_get_tattoos

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:37:16+00:00

Once in a blue your dreams come true If someone's looking out for you So party on dude let's buy some booze Go downtown and get tattoos Then go ahead and have good cry Do it now before you die Soothe your temper Wash your eyes And give your lungs some exercise

live_action_planet_noise

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T15:39:16+00:00

1. There's Nobody Less Rock 'n' Roll Than Me 2. Aren't We All (Hero) 3. Fingers 4. Everything Is Free 5. Ultra Cool 6. A Place I Want To Be 7. Benjamin and Jumble 8. My Little Life 9. There's A Monster In My Garden 10. Emergency Medical Hologram 11. Maria’s Umbrella 12. Beer Scooter 13. Fish Face 14. The Abdou Theme

live_brixton_academy_2009

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:54:33+00:00

Disc 1 * Surfin' USM * My Second To Last Will And Testament * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Shoppers' Paradise * Billy's Smart Circus * Bloodsport For All * Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) * Say It With Flowers * Falling On A Bruise * The Final Comedown Disc 2 * The Road To Domestos * Every Time A Church Bell Rings * 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * An All American national Sport * Sheriff Fatman * The Taki…

live_from_london

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

Everything is Going To be Alright Come On Smart Bomb Victim Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) Every Time A Church Bell Rings Fresh Kills Georgie's Marvellous Medicine Glam Rock Cops Obsessive Compulsive * Tongue Tied * Ray Of Light * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave The Revenge Of The School Bullied Girls Can Keep A Secret The Only Living Boy In New Cross Angelstrike! (song) Bloodsport For All Falling On A Bruise The Final Comedown Back to School Pear Shaped World The Music Th…

live_the_forum_2009

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:54:01+00:00

Disc 1 * 2 Million Years B.C. * The Music That Nobody Likes * Mid Day Crisis * Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen * Stuff The Jubilee! * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * Spoilsports Personality Of The Year * Suicide Isn't Painless * Being Here * Evil * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * * Sing Fat Lady Sing * Travis * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Lenny And Terence * * * Under The Thumb And Over The Moon Disc 2 * 1993 * Is Wrestling Fixed …

live

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:36:07+00:00

* 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * Rubbish * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb * Say It With Flowers * Rent * Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen * The Taking Of Peckham 123 * Lenny And Terence * Suicide Isn't Painless * Growing Old Disgracefully * Elvis Lives And Carterbreakamerica * Airplane Food * Let's Get Tattoos * The Model

london_bridge_is_falling_down

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:04+00:00

â€œLondon Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, my fair ladyâ€ Child's nursery rhyme.

loneliness_of_long_distance_drugs_runner

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The (1962) Directed by Tony Richardson Plot Summary: A rebellious youth, sentenced to a boy's reformatory for robbing a bakery…

lonely_cop

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Last night I phoned a takeaway
Just to talk about the day I’d had
I watched a film on my TV
The thought of you was making me feel sad
I'm parked outside the doughnut shop
I’m just another lonely cop
I miss you
I bought some food and solved some crime
I paid some dude to pimp my ride real nice
I’m going to drive it to the coast
My dreams were haunted by your ghost last night
I’m parked outside the doughnut shop
I’m just another lonely cop
I m…

look_mum_no_hands

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:37:36+00:00

Business, as usual starts with the sound of another damn funeral march through the town One less for Saint Nicholas there's nothing so vile Or as sad and ridiculous as the coffin of a child He flies through the air with the greatest of ease

loser_s_walk

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:34:53+00:00

There's a hole and it's dead In the middle of my head If I reach in and touch Will my fingers turn to dust Some days you live Some days you love Some days I forgive Some days its just tough Is that Losers Talk? I've got a Loser's Walk I'm not a catholic

losers_in_a_michael_winner_script

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:38:50+00:00

Michael Winner wrote and directed Murder Mystery movies. So a loser would end up dead.

manet

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:36:49+00:00

Ã‰douard Manet 23 January 1832 â€“ 30 April 1883) was a French painter. One of the first 19th-century artists to approach modern-life subjects, he was a pivotal figure in the transition from Realism to Impressionism. not to be confused with..

mannequin

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:37:55+00:00

You're a waste of space, no natural grace, you're so bloody think, you don't even begin. To interest me, not even curiosity, it's not animosity, it's just you don't, interest me. You're an energy void, a black hole to avoid, no style,

maria_s_umbrella_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

1. Maria's Umbrella 2. Rose 3. Birthday 4. Murder (On Dalberg Road) 5. The Abdou Theme

maria_s_umbrella

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:30:32+00:00

Maria's Umbrella likes lazing in the sun So I took her to the seaside to see what could be done And while we were swimmming a-swimming in the sea The men with knotted handkerchiefs They laughed at me Maria's Umbrella's telling all the boys and girls

married_to_the_rock_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:41:28+00:00

1. Married To The Rock

matthew_mark_luke_and_john

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:20:55+00:00

Apostles.

mcdonalds

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

McDonald's Corporation (NYSE: MCD) is the world's largest chain of hamburger fast food restaurants, serving more than 58 million customers daily

me_and_mr._jones

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:38:13+00:00

Mr. Jones knows The Stones Rock 'n' roll Is in his blood and in his bones Shines his shoes kicks some ass Counts the booze And laminates his pass Does some wizz Loves the biz Your Eric Claptons And your Nancys and your Sids Mr. Jones helped me understand

mid_day_crisis

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:38:30+00:00

Then I saw his face and I was a believer It was the automatic rifles The Nintendos and the Segas And the half a dozen dead disciples And like many a fruitcake before him He claimed to be the son of God But like many a fruitcake before him Maybe he really was And meanwhile a black Maria

midnight_on_the_murder_mile

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:38:51+00:00

It was midnight on the murder mile Wilson Pickett's finest hour I was walking towards the flashing smile of the Crystal Palace Tower past the big old church where the hands of God were stuck on lucky 7 And the bells inside were limbering up for a sawn-off shotgun wedding

mills_and_boon

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Purveyors of bodice-ripping romantic pulp fiction. See:

mind_the_gap

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:39+00:00

Phrase repated ad infinitum by a monotonic tannoy voice at tube stations where there is a gap between train and platform.

mission_control

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

this is your mission from mission control to give a little wherever you go a little heart and a little soul this is your mission from mission control school bully hey listen to this unclench those teeth and those fists pucker up boy and give us a kiss

mother_s_ruin

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:12:37+00:00

Gin. Not sure if it's mother's ruin or mothers' ruin. ie. Is is mothers in general or a specific mother?

mrs_f_g_macmurphy_teaches_food_technology

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:16:22+00:00

Simmering gently in the medium heat of an English summer's day. Mrs. MacMurphy is trying to teach us how to make a soufflÃ©. She's whisking the egg whites . And folding them into the cheese, the milk and the butter. She empties the bowl until nothing is left. She whisks and she folds. And she swears like a TV chef. Mrs. F u c k i n g M a c Murphy. Teaches F o o d t e c h n ology

multi_coloured_sweatshop

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Multi coloured sweatshop, Parody of Multi coloured swapshop

murder_on_dalberg_road

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:25:08+00:00

We were in bed, about 1am I was asleep, but not for long Darlin' thats gunfire, that's murder Turn out the lights love But darlin' thats MURDER Its no-one we know Lets just keep out of it A friendly cop came to our door Ask for our names, and did we hear the shots

my_defeatist_attitude

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:39:13+00:00

I'm confused It's funny, But I'm not amused I'd fight the system But what's the use It's fire resistant And waterproof I wish it would rain It blends in With the hurt and pain Pretending I'm like Kurt Cobain Nothing ventured Nothing gained And nothing planned

my_face_your_arse

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:17:21+00:00

(featuring Fruitbat) You've got less soul than a boy band, You're just a 3-chord punk, You're like a petrified forest, You're more like Forrest Gump, You're always thinking of yourself, What is it exactly that you want from me, You know what they say about the leopard,

my_kingdom_for_a_phone_box

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:44:31+00:00

A play on a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. From Shakespeare's Richard III

my_name_is_john_and_i_want_you_back

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Your cases are loaded Your baggage is packed This time you won't be back I recall how you coped With the promises I broke I've been working it out I'm nothing without My name is Evelyn I'm leaving you Jack And my name is John I want you back

my_second_to_last_will_and_testament

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:39:31+00:00

Shadows? On me lungs? I'm being eaten away! This is the end of me! Oh god in heaven help me! I James Robert Injustice being of unsound body and mind hereby bequeath all my worldly goods to anyone who wants 'em. The debts that I got from gambling the warrant for my arrest All my bills which are 'now outstanding' and the bullet holed inside my chest. Give my body to medical science

national_treasure

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:59:12+00:00

Chris’s Overture England A Perfect Day To Drop The Spoken Word Bomb Midnight On The Murder Mile The Music That Nobody Likes Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) Mrs F * * * * *g MacMurphy (teaches food technology) Back to School Is Wrestling Fixed Let’s get Tattoos Battling the Bottle (Fighting The Flab, At War With The World) Billy’s Smart Circus Your Ghost Lean On Me, I Won’t Fall Over Shoppers’ Paradise What I Think About When I Think About You Johnny Cash Cartoon Dad A Pri…

nazi_girl

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T20:51:29+00:00

Why did she become a Nazi? She was a sweet and regular lefty She was my lover like no other I saw her downtown at a fascist demonstration She was with a few lads Romper Stomper I don't know how I could stop her She was wearnig a shirt with a red swastika

negative_equity

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:40:12+00:00

Drugs are boring So is food You need them both to get you through The early mornings and the afternoons The boy bands and the boy band tunes What else could you be But negative equity TV is your only thrill You don't watch movies You watch films

nicholas_van_wotsisface

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:30:32+00:00

Nicholas van Hoogstraten, a notorious 80's slum landlord. He was later imprisoned for manslaughter, and then freed after the conviction was overturned.

night_rally

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by Elvis Costello I would send out for assistance but there's someone on the signal wire
And the corporation logo is flashing on and off in the sky
They're putting all your names in the forbidden book
I know what they're doing but I don't want to look
You think they're so dumb, you think they're so funny
Wait until they've got you running to the
Night rally, night rally, night rally
Everybody's singing with their hand on their heart
About deeds done …

no_charity_no_faith_no_hope

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:03:55+00:00

Inverted biblical reference.

no_more_tears

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Ozzy Osbourne song - also Johnsons baby shampoo?

not_far_from_here

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

There’s a sunset that would break your heart
And when it gets dark there are stars
The future’s bright and the skies are clear
Not far from here
Not far from here
When you’ve seen the true horizon
You’ll never want to come back
Right now the sun is rising
And we could learn from that
The future’s bright and the skies are clear
Not far from here
Not far from here
There are mad dreams there are brave plans
And when the snow lands there is hope…

not_worthy_of_a_yellow_sign

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Police forces use use yellow signs to ask for witnesses of incidents.

nowhere_fast

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:40:28+00:00

This is our future and it starts with a C, It stands for care in the comunity. And I've got you to care for me so I can care for you. The north and south are divided no more, So you and I can be equally poor And all the things I love you for, Won't pay for food and gas. And flattery will get you nowhere fast.

numerous_samples_used_in_this_track

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:37:29+00:00

(A lot of these need identifying) Start of track, the screeching sound is playback of digital data from the drum machine for the entire album. Quote: pilot samples? Quote: Great balls of fire - Jerry Lee Lewis Quote: unknown ? Quote: c'mon everybody - Eddie Cochran

nutrasweet_daddy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Nutrasweet daddy is a play on Sugar daddy

obsessive_compulsive

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:07:31+00:00

My fingerprints, were just the start of things, You'll find them there on the ceiling, Above the stairs in the hallway, It all begun, with the pinky and the thumb, They made things start, When they left the filthy mark in the emulsion, Of my obsessive compulsion,

oh_god_i_wish_i_was_in_dixie

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:45:57+00:00

American Trilogy? I wish I was in land ob cotton, Old times dar am not forgotten, Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. In Dixie Land whar' I was born in, Early on one frosty mornin', Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. CHORUS Den I wish I was in Dixie, Hoo-ray! Hoo-ray! In Dixie land, I'll take my stand to lib and die in Dixie; Away, away, away down south in Dixie, Away, away, away down south in Dixie.

one_small_step_for_man

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

It’s one small step for man
A giant leap for mankind
There’s a golf sale about a hundred yards from here I saw it on a sign
You can get yourself some checkered slacks in salmon pink and lime
Then give your sort code to a student in a tabard
with a clipboard and a pen
Turn your back on ignorance and start again
It’s one small step for man
A giant leap for mankind
Turn your back on ignorance and prejudice and get yourself a hat
A wide sombrero, a trilby o…

one_too_many

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T08:52:37+00:00

Headfull of hammers banging nails into spanners it's not good Bent over double in a whole heap of trouble it's not good I think I might have had just one too many Need Codeine, Aspirin, Anadin and Rennie Burnt out and ugly how could anybody love me it's not good

open_university

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The Open University (commonly Open University or its initialism OU, but officially “The” is part of its name) is a distance learning and research[5] university founded by Royal Charter in the United Kingdom and funded in part by the United Kingdom Government. The OU uses a variety of methods for distance learning, including written and audio materials, the Internet, disc-based software and television programmes on DVD. Course-based television broadcasts by the BBC, which started on 3 January 1…

original_sinners

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The Original Sin is the name given in Christian teachings for Adam and Eve's act of being thrown out of the Garden of Eden for eating that apple and disobeying God

orphans

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:50:57+00:00

our_heroes_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

1. Our Heroes 2. Radio Goffam

our_heroes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:51:18+00:00

While you were sleeping a searchlight sent a beacon across the city Through a custom made gobo the searchlight shone a logo and a name At their secret headquarters in a cave on the outskirts of the city From out of the darkness the fantastic and the marvellous never came

panic

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:40:43+00:00

Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again ? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But Honey Pie, you're not safe here

panorama

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:29:17+00:00

Panorama is the longest-running current affairs documentary series in the world.[1] Launched on 11 November 1953 on BBC Television, it focuses on investigative journalism

parazone

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Bleach.

party_on_dude

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Quote from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

pear_shaped_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Before everything went pear shaped We took our vitamins and felt great Almost round the bend with the end of the tunnel in sight Before someone turned out the light Now where are the factories to practise what we preach with the pinnacle of cynical so easily in reach

peppermint_paddy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Coming hot on the heels of nutrasweet daddy, peppermint paddy is a play on Peppermint Patty, the Peanuts character. Who woulda thunk it, Charlie Brown?

perfect_hands_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:29+00:00

1. Small & Cute 2. Perfect Hands For Basketball 3. Hit Her With The Pig 4. Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride

perfect_hands_for_basketball

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

corduroy slacks and cowboy boots bleached blond hair and dark brown roots it felt so strange to mix with the suits London bound, forbidden fruits took her phone, her fingers walked he made her laugh, they talk talk talked she could already tell he was her sort

pit-bull_terrorists

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:00+00:00

A play on 'Pitbull terrier'. Woof!

pizza_boy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:44:34+00:00

Paperboy, will you deliver me some words of joy I'm sick and tired of all the hate and war And I just need something more Postman please, I don't want bills for my utilities You can keep them for another day Or throw them all away I want good news, happy news, monkey in a nappy news

pop_pop_pop

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

what you gonna do when your world goes pop you fall through the sky and you drop drop drop you're flying through the clouds, you're never gonna stop hear those balloons go pop pop pop wave your paddle and try to hit the others there's only ground below, only sky above us

pop_up_jim_bob

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:49:08+00:00

1. TURN ON, TUNE IN, POP UP! 2. JO’S GOT PAPERCUTS 3. KIDSTRIKE! 4. TED TALKS 5. TRUCE 6. 2020 WTF! 7. IF IT AINT BROKE 8. BIG BOY 9. BARRY’S ON SAFARI (IN HIS SAFARI SUIT) 10. #THOUGHTSANDPRAYERS 11. YOU’RE CANCELLED AND WE’RE DONE

post_historic_monsters

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* 2 Million Years B.C. * The Music That Nobody Likes * Mid Day Crisis * Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen * Stuff The Jubilee! * A Bachelor For Baden Powell * Spoilsports Personality Of The Year * Suicide Isn't Painless * Being Here * Evil * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * * Sing Fat Lady Sing * Travis * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Lenny And Terence * * * Under The Thumb And Over The Moon ( * US Bonus Track * *US version is the Sexy Dayt…

princess_a_to_princess_bea

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on A, B, C, D… etc using the names of Princess Anne and Princess Beatrice (one of Fergie's daughters).

proscenium_arch

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:19:32+00:00

The arch that typically frames a theatre stage

psycho_bill

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:41:02+00:00

Be bop a lula Bony Maroney She’s as skinny As Teddy Boy Tony Looks fantastic In Piccadilly Mr. Bombastic Psycho Billy This year’s model Is Cashpoint Charlie With a Harry Crews novel And a bit of Bob Marley Iggy Pop records And stereo speakers Jimmy Webb

punk_confetti_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T18:06:31+00:00

* . Punk Confetti * . There's Nobody Less Rock 'n' Roll Than Me * . I Don't Know * . Aren't We All (Hero)

punk_confetti

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:20:30+00:00

Julie took a plate of cold spaghetti And threw it over John like punk confetti She didn't like the way he smiled and kissed She didn't like the way he smelt of piss It was the wedding of the grim How could she hitch her life to him? She took a cable car to rome

put_this_gun_against_my_head

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

“And if I put this gun against my head/and pull the trigger I'll be dead” sounds suspiciously like “Put a gun against his head/Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead” from Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

queen_bitch

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T20:50:56+00:00

I'm up on the eleventh floor And I'm watching the cruisers below He's down on the street And he's trying hard to pull sister Flo Oh, my heart's in the basement My weekend's at an all time low 'Cause she's hoping to score So I can't see her letting him go

r.s.p.c.e

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:50:34+00:00

The king of Hong Kong swings his mace Hacks the front off Jumbo's face And ties it to a piece of string RSPC Everything While little Danny picks his scabs An ashtray for his daddy's fags His skinny sister's blistered skin RSPC Everything From agony and ivory

r.u.b.b.i.s.h_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Rubbish * Rent (Pet Shop Boys) * Alternative Alf Garnett

rachman

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:33:56+00:00

Peter Rachman, tyrant landlord of 1950s and 60s London. Coined the term “Rachmanism” the process of forcing out existing tenants who were on protected rent levels, then getting loads of new tenants (often immigrants who could find nowhere else) at much higher rents. One set of tenants refused to leave, so he had the roof removed from their flat until they did. Met his match in the infamous Kray gangster family, but bought them off.

radio_goffam

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Radio Goffam happy hour
Masked man on the radio tower
Armed policeman on the ground
Waiting for the word they’re gonna take him down
Hazy sunshine, heavy snow, Radio Goffam Goffam Radio
Radio Goffam on the air
Broadcasting from a swivel chair
Nothing clever, just rock and pop
And news and weather right around the clock
Clouding over, localised thunder and rain from stormy skies
The masked man on the radio tower
Has a megaphone on DC power
He’s wr…

randy_sarf_git

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:50:57+00:00

This instrumental was tagged onto the end of Alternate Title. The original version of Alternate Title by The Monkees was called Randy Scouse Git outside of the UK.

ray_of_light

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:15:55+00:00

Ray of light, I'm looking for a ray of light, The 'I hate myself and I choose to beat myself up about it blues', I don't need that stuff no more, To fuck my life up and obscure my ray of light, I'm looking for a ray of light. A Christmas card a birthday cake,

re-educating_rita

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:51:16+00:00

We had one for sorrow, two for joy Three for his old girl and four for the boys Five for silver and six for gold Then we lose control So we leave his keys behind the bar Because he's too drunk to drive his car We're on the backseat of this taxi And I don't know where the hell we are

really_really_sorry

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

You're in Eastbourne, I hope you've found some new friends, here in London, I've been wondering do you think of me at all You're sad and that's a pity, I hope you can forgive me, I'm really really really sorry You're sad and that's a pity, I hope you can forgive me, I'm really really really sorry

reason_to_believe

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by Rod Stewart If I listened long enough to you
I'd find a way to believe that it's all true
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe
Someone like you makes it hard to live without
somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
never think about myself
If I gave you time to change my mind
I'd find a way just to leave the past behind
Knowing that you lied straight-faced while I cried
…

rent

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:51:34+00:00

(Again... Again... Again... Ooooh (Again... Again... Again... Again... ...) You dress me up, I'm your puppet You buy me things, I love it You bring me food, I need it You give me love, I feed it And look at the two of us in sympathy With everything we see

road_rage

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:51:52+00:00

There was a drive by driving On a busy street Someone put the knife in Through the passenger seat There was blood on the needle Of the petrol gauge And the lawyer for the people said Road rage He said, the uninsured attacker Had no M.O.T.

robin_patrik_and_chris

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:41:39+00:00

Robin he don't have a lot but Robin always gives me what he's got And I know him so well I feel like I assembled him myself I'm so glad he's around Robin doesn't ever let me down Patrik was purpose built he's got swivel he's got gas lift he's got tilt

rock_and_roll_stars

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Rock n roll stars refers to Freddie Mecury; the whole song is about HIV & AIDS.

rock_space_bingo_beaver

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. Boris(en francais) 2. That Age(unreleased demo) 3. Giving Up(unreleased demo) 4. Me & My Dog (Pokemon vs Godzilla)(demo) 5. Where I Belong(demo) 6. Fingers(demo) 7. Boris(demo) 8. Sexy Super Spy(demo) 9. Bodypart Superstore(demo)

roger_cook

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:35:21+00:00

Roger Cook (born 6 April 1943 in New Zealand) is an investigative presenter, reporter and broadcaster.

roof_overhead

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on the phrase a roof over our heads ie. to have somewhere to stay/live.

rose

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T11:23:23+00:00

Celebrating Christmas will never be the same Theres a soft and tiny voice calling out my name Rose, Rose, I'm crying again Rose, Rose, I'm crying again In your heart there was always room for love In your heart there was always room for love

rubbish

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T09:52:22+00:00

From the black bag skip in the parking lot It's a short bad trip to the candy shop Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes And the kids buy crack in their morning break And the grass grows bluer on the other side Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride

safeways

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:24:19+00:00

A supermarket - bought out by morrisons

saint_fucking_george

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Reference to earlier in the line about Chasing the dragon. St George (patron saint of England) used to knock about saving damsels and slaughtering dragons. Bet the anti-foxhunting lobby would have hated him. Go figure.

samuel_pepys

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:05:21+00:00

Samuel Pepys was born in London on 23 February 1633, the fifth of eleven children, although by the time he was seven only three of his siblings, all younger, had survived. He was sent to grammar school at Huntingdon during the English Civil War (1642-1651), returning later to London and attending St Paul's School. Following this he went to Cambridge where he attended Trinity Hall and then Magdalene colleges. Not long after taking his degree in 1654 he was employed as secretary in London by Edwar…

save_the_children

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:24:14+00:00

Save The Children, a charity

say_it_with_flowers

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:04:25+00:00

The Christmas cards and greetings are arriving across the shifty sands to the war By the time I get to read them she'll be rising to a 50/50 chance and nothing more Through the sleet and drizzle you can hear the sounds of soldiers The Kalashnikov and splutter on a sunny day

school_wars

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:19:08+00:00

At the back of the classroom the message was written and passed to the front in schools across Britain. In assemblies and dinner queues it was whispered and mumbled, there's going to be a rumble. On Friday afternoon at the start of the weekend, outside the school gates as the last pips are beeping. A ruckus, a ding-dong, a pile-on, a bundle, there's going to be a rumble. School wars

school

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . The first big Concert for the Orchestra * . Back to School * . Special Wants and Special Needs * . Hanging Around * . Mrs F * * * * *g MacMurphy (teaches food technology) * . Storm in the Staff Room * . Taking care of the Caretaker * . School Wars * . ASBOmania! * . The Headmaster's Song * . The Mufty Day Riots * . The School is not the Building (It's the children)

sealed_with_a_glasgow_kiss_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:04:43+00:00

I worship the ground that you walk on give praise to the place where you sit Your face and the space that you talk from your teeth and those unlucky lips I gave you my name and independence and the best seven years of my life With twelve months suspended from sentence

sealed_with_a_glasgow_kiss

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Top notch juxtaposing of opposing turns of phrase: casting the cloying romantic connotations of sealed with a kiss with the harsh brutality of a Glasow kiss (headbutt).

seaside_arcade_bingo_patrol

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

1. Married To The Rock (Part One) 2. Everything Is Free 3. All I Want To Talk About 4. Fingers 5. Me & My Dog (Pokemon vs Godzilla) 6. Where I Belong 7. Boris 8. Bodypart Superstore 9. Life Couldn't Be Better 10. Sexy Super Spy 11. Bicycle Shed 12. Time For Ourselves

senile_delinquent

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:05:01+00:00

On the 22nd day of November The day that they shot Kennedy I become a fully paid up member Of The Flat Earth Society Acting like your older brother Dressing like your brother's boss You can't judge a book by it's cover But you can tell how much it costs

sessions

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:51:24+00:00

* Sheriff Fatman * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song) * A Sheltered Life * Alternative Alf Garnett * Re-Educating Rita * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * Granny farming In The UK * Johnny Cash * Nowhere Fast * Girls Can Keep A Secret

seven_deadly_cynicisms

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on The Seven Deadly Sins. 1. Superbia Pride
2. Invidia Envy
3. Ira Anger
4. Avaritia Avarice
5. Tristia Sadness
6. Gula Gluttony
7. Luxuria Lust
(Moralia in Job, XXXI cap. xlv). The sin ‘Tristia’ was later replaced by ‘Accidia’, or Sloth (Wenzel (1967), 38). This sin was taken from earlier catalogues of vice, in particular, the eight evil thoughts listed by Evaagrius (346-99), and the eight principal vices proposed by the mid fourth-century writer Cassian (…

she_s_still_jenny_from_the_block

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:49:37+00:00

A reference to the J-Lo song 'Jenny from the Block' which is about still being a 'kid from the streets'. Even with her designer labels and the fur coat mentioned in the previous line of the song'..

she_s_the_daddy_now

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Here she comes, the girl Who won't be stopped She likes the world When she's on top He's on his Knees She's the Daddy Now She jumps his bones He starts to howl He begs and moans Why Down on his knees She's the daddy now Here she comes again

sheriff_fatman_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* Sheriff Fatman * R.S.P.C.E * Twin Tub With Guitar * Everybody's Happy Nowadays (The Buzzcocks)

sheriff_fatman

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:05:16+00:00

Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer he was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared in Panorama Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium and amphetamines Now he's moving up onto second base behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface At six foot six and a hundred tons

shoppers_paradise

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:06:02+00:00

Elevator goooing up Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates

shoppersmillionpound

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Jim Bob said on the 4'Um “I believe the little girl says “I'd like to have a million pounds”“
It may remain a mystery to where this is from but it is apparently something that's bugged a few people for years

silent_sigh

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

originally by Badly Drawn Boy Come see what we all talk about
People moving to the moon
Stop baby don't go stop here
Never stop living here
Till it eats the heart from your soul
Keeps down the sound of your
Silent sigh
Silent sigh, silent sigh silent sigh
Keeps down all move me down
Could we love eachother
Come see what we all talk about
People moving to the moon
Stop baby don't go stop here
Never stop living here
Till it eats the heart f…

silver_dream_machine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:15:09+00:00

I've a dream, silver dream machine. Here am I, I'm going for another try, Flying high, I've got a lot of love inside. Is there love enough now to get me through? Yeah, I know now where I'm going to - Not to lose now but to win; Tell me, how do I begin?

sing_fat_lady_sing

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:15:24+00:00

Sample: “You may dress like a christian but the similarity ends there!“ This is not a love song and it serves no use But if you want to sing along with some verbal abuse It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul Take 4 letters and let's rock n roll Are those 3 sixes on the side of your head?

skywest_and_crooked

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:15:44+00:00

Sky west and crooked Twisted and as strange as fuck Outside the bookies window shopping for a change of luck With love in our hearts we've got it in spades Sky west and crooked you could have been the talk of the the town But the whole place stayed speechless

small_cute

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Down down it all went down after too many drinks and a trip up town Ding dong it all went wrong 2 million pieces of bling for a song But you, you caught me out I'm so ashamed, how can I repay (CHORUS) How could something quite so small and cute

snakebite_city_10

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. Jim's Super Stereoworld - Leon Knight's Record Shack 2. Pornstar - Time Stood Still 3. The Cogs - David's Mother 4. Reuben - Shambles 5. Horse Feathers - Honeymoon Killers 6. Carfax - Germaine Greer 7. Honeyrider - You Made Me Hate The Beachboys 8. Ciccone - Lost In SE1 9. Pala - You Took My Money And Ran

so_long_farewell_auf_wiedersehen_goodbye

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:03:29+00:00

So long, farewell Auf wiedersehen goodbye dear Farewell, goodbye Auf wiedersehen, so long The river of my love for you is dry dear Bon Voyage, good riddance, cheerio dear Good riddance, bon voyage, and cheerio Don't go trying to change yourself just go dear

sockful_of_fifty_pences

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:44:25+00:00

According to Jim's book, he was once hit with a sockful of coins during this song. It contained coppers. A not particularly funny, down-right dangerous, joke.

some_day_a_rain_will_come_and_wash_the_streets

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

This is a paraphrasing of a line from Taxi Driver; the line being Travis Bickle's: Someday a real rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets. Interestingly, in Victim, on Jim Bob's album, Angelstrike!(album), there is also the lyric: I wish someday a rain would come and wash the streets of all the scum.

sorrow-caroline

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Sorrow by David Bowie/Status Quo
Caroline by Status Quo
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue
The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow
Sorrow
You acted funny trying to spend my money
You're out there playing your high class games of sorrow
Sorrow
You never do what you know you oughta
Something tells me you're a Devil's daughter
Sorrow, sorrow
Ahhhh, oo, oooo
I tried to find her
'Cause I can't resist her (I tried to find her)<…

soulmates

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:17:49+00:00

Through the darkest hour, of the blackest day, We've got souler power, and we will always stay, Soulmates, And a sinking ship, on the roughest sea, Is a pleasure trip, for you and me, Soulmates, Through the darkest hour, we will always stay,

sound_of_train_stations_being_read_out

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:21:52+00:00

The train stations mentioned are all those that run (I think) along what is now the Connex/Thameslink line that goes from Kings Cross/London Bridge down towards Brighton/Wimbledon.

southern_comfort

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originating in the late 1800's as a drink called 'Cuffs and Buttons' and produced in St Louis, Missouri. Southern Comfort is a traditional American liqueur made from bourbon and peaches. It has citrus and orange overtones.

special_wants_and_special_needs

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:14:23+00:00

This song is on the record sleeve for Kevin and his brother Steve and his special wants and special needs Even at religious schools the most Christian kids can be so cruel, so they had to find another school Kevin and his brother came to what the papers called the school of shame. Secular and grant maintained Where Kevin found he had the feel, for the mallets and the bars of steel of the school orchestra's glockenspiel. Special wants and special needs. Now Kevin's little brother goes to every o…

speed_king

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:16:01+00:00

Good golly said little Miss Molly Whe she was rockin in the house of the blue light Tooty Fruity was oh so rotty Rockin to the east and west Loucile was oh so real When she didn't do her daddy's will Come on baby,drive me crazy You can do it,you can do it

splash_it_all_over-_live_in_cologne_93

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

* Bloodsport For All * Mid Day Crisis * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * R.S.P.C.E * Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen * Say It With Flowers * Travis * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Sheriff Fatman * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * Rent * Lenny And Terence * Spoilsports Personality Of The Year * Hit Although After the Watershed is indeed listed on this DVD, the song is not played during the set.

spoilsports_personality_of_the_year

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:16:16+00:00

When you've been watching the world die all day And channel hopping won't make it go away Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies His dinner stolen by the government, dies A cash collection will be organised

squirrels_are_hooked_on_crack_cocaine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:48:31+00:00

The squirrels are feral kids, I think. i thought it was the fact that squirrels in brixton were digging up cocaine dealers stashes and eating them

stand_up_and_be_counted

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:16:34+00:00

She wished him happy birthday And he was glad to be alive At the middle age of thirty Although his badge said 'I am 5' He hated his love handles And his all over tan He blew out the candles And the party games began Someone starts the music

stanley

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The manufacturer of excellent tools. In this case referring to the ubiquitous Stanley knife (Like a carpet knife/craft knife; short stubby blade).

starry_eyed_and_bollock_naked

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* Is This The Only Way To Get Through To You * Granny farming In The UK * R.S.P.C.E * Twin Tub With Guitar * Alternative Alf Garnett * Re-Educating Rita * 2001 A Clockwork Orange * The 90's Revival * A Nation Of Shoplifters * Watching The Big Apple Turn Over * Turn On, Tune In, Switch Off * When Thesauruses Ruled The Earth * Bring On The Girls! * Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride * Her Song * Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1 * Stuff The Jubilee!…

starship_enterprise_allowance_scheme

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:30:10+00:00

“Starship Enterprise” + “Enterprise Allowance Scheme” = Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme

start

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine * Abdoujaparov * Jim Bob * Who's The Daddy Now * Jamie Wednesday * pages needed * all pages * orphans

steamers

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:22:35+00:00

Jamaican slang for a stolen car (or possibly someone who steals cars).

stephen_patrick

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Stephen Patrick's overcoat is the Union Flag (or Union Jack). He supported Madness at Finsbury Park in 1992 and draped himself in a flag, which got him bottled off stage for his troubles

stolen_from_westlife

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

1. Whole Wide World 2. Born To Be With You 3. Sorrow-Caroline 4. Up The Bracket 5. Silent Sigh 6. All The Small Things 7. Common People 8. Time

storage_stories

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:12+00:00

Where do old pop stars go to die? They go to work in self-storage, where they meet interesting people and make new friends. Friends who look like French movie star Juliette Binoche and others who look like weirdly bearded paedophiles and perform horrific surgery procedures on themselves. They meet interesting people like Michael Stipe – not the rock singer from Athens Georgia, just a coincidence – and other assorted bubblewrap fetishists, wooden statues that come to life at night to play arcade…

storm_in_the_staff_room

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:17:02+00:00

Mr Moon says, There's a storm coming. And the English teacher Miss Fontaine will go walking in the rain. The whole staff room knows she has a lover. She's old enough to be his mother. Mr Moon says, storm coming The PE teacher will stay in, smoking fags outside the gym. There's a glass case behind him, for all the trophies he'll never win. In the corner of the staff room Mr Moon is making plans. He's the head of the department that no one understands. Mr Moon knows that geography has had som…

straw_donkey_the_singles

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-12T15:52:32+00:00

* A Sheltered Life * Sheriff Fatman * Rubbish * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Bloodsport For All * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * The Impossible Dream * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Lenny And Terence * Glam Rock Cops * Let's Get Tattoos * The Young Offender's Mum * Born On The 5th Of November

straw_donkey...the_videos

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T10:05:49+00:00

* Rubbish * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Bloodsport For All * Sheriff Fatman * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Do Re Me, So Far So Good * The Impossible Dream * Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over * Lenny And Terence * Glam Rock Cops * Let's Get Tattoos * The Young Offender's Mum * Born On The 5th Of November

stuff_the_jubilee_1977

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:17:05+00:00

Punked up version of Stuff The Jubilee! from Post Historic Monsters

stuff_the_jubilee

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:16:52+00:00

I'm not an anarchist but I know a man who is He composed this masterpiece about the nouveau stinking riche Of cabbages and future kings and marriage guidance councelings Of geriatrics losing hope in Stephen Patrick's overcoat Excuse my rudery but stuff the jubilee!

stupid_fucking_clown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The clown is of course Ronald McDonald, the smirking, alarming (in my opinion) face of McDonalds. Not really featured in ads recently. The rest of the line is a description of his meal from said fast food restaurant.

sub-standard_fireworks

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on Standard (the brand) Fireworks.

suicide_isn_t_painless

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:17:23+00:00

Song title, parody of Suicide is Painless. Suicide Isn't Painless it hurts like Hell It's set aside for the famous a little suicide sells Nothing lasts forever but nothing ever did It's big but it's not clever and it's really not that big So

summerstown_blues

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:22:51+00:00

Eddie Cochran - Summertime blues

sunshine

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:17:37+00:00

Don’t go surfing in the English surf It’s cold and it’s dirty and the beach is worse There’s glass in the sand and the ice cream man is cursed Don’t go walking in the summer sun Without a sun cream factor of a Hundred and One The burns and the boils are gonna try and spoil your fun

superhero_midlife_crisis

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

I am a shadow of the boy
The boy with all the dreams and plans
About the evil he’d destroy
When he grew up to be a man
I thought one day I’d save the world
Now the costume doesn’t fit
I could not even save myself
Everything has gone to shit
Does nobody ever wonder?
Don’t nobody ever care?
That sometimes I feel outnumbered
And sometimes I just get scared
There’s nothing super about me nowadays
Not as far as I can tell
I did not stop that …

superslob

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

I'm a superslob baby I'm a waste of space A lost cause fighting for a hopeless case A red-necked woolly backed Jelly fish scaredy cat pussy baby I'm a man's man A one legged man in an arse kicking contest An S.L.O.B. Two timing M.P. Lover why did you leave me?

support_the_gofffam_cops

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Support the Goffam cops
Now is not the time to be delicate and pretty
There’s a tidal wave of crime poisoning the city
On the streets of Goffam there is chaos and confusion
Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?
Support the Goffam cops
It’s a dirty fucking job but someone’s gotta do it
To stand up to the mob and be prepared to take a bullet
Are you part of the solution or part of the problem?
They’re all the law we’ve got support the cops of G…

suppose_you_gave_a_funeral_and_nobody_came

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:19:37+00:00

Sample: Shit face, rat turd, ass lickin' son of a bitch Go ahead you fucking sadist Pucker up and kiss the babies Kiss 'em till they die of rabies Get your tits out for the ladies Summoned home from Barcelona Another day, another donor Two submissions or a coma Gutterpressville, Arizona

surfin_usm

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:18:33+00:00

Title is a pun on 'Surfin USA' by the Beach Boys. Sample: “When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26” waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age: 24, 25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard.

sweetheart_sugar_baby

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:18:55+00:00

I know I smell My hair’s too long And my occupation’s theft But how can you tell your right from wrong When you don’t know your right from left There’s so much that we could share If You’d come into my world But you’re too busy washing your hair

taking_care_of_the_caretaker

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:18:34+00:00

There'll be no more jokes or mock salutes. For the brown dust coat and combat boots. There'll be no more flob in the hair. Of the man whose job was taking care. Of keeping out the rain and cold. Changing soap and toilet rolls Stacking tables, stacking chairs. And all essential school repairs Who's going to take care of the caretaker. When his employment contract has expired. Who's going to take care of the caretaker. At the end of the next term when he retires And hands his brown dustcoat and…

teenage_body_count

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

It was a hot midsummer’s evening he was cycling home from school
Staying late to roller skate at the local swimming pool
Some boys stepped out in front of him and told him to dismount
Just another number in the teenage body count
They stuck a blade into his chest and left him on the ground
Beside his upturned bicycle its wheel still spinning round
Lying in a pool of blood waiting to be found
And added to the numbers in the teenage body count
His mama’s heart was…

tequila_sun_is_rising

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on Tequila Sunrise: Ingredients: tequila fresh orange juice grenadine ice Method: 1. Pour a measure of tequila over ice. 2. Nearly fill the glass with fresh orange juice, then pour over a little grenadine.

terence

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Terrence Trent D'arby

the_90_s_revival

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:31:49+00:00

You know how on TV they use squares to hide their faces Well if you squint your eyes you can recognise the rapists The murderers and scumbags with notches on their bumbags For every sad and lonely life they've ruined with a Stanley knife Dead on arrival

the_abdou_theme

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:36:43+00:00

He's a dangerous man from Uzbeckistan He is the Tashkent Terror and I can't say fairer And he don't give a fuck coz he took too many drugs (allegedly) And I miss him very much, so we try to keep in touch (Ab-dou-jap-a-rov, Ab-dou-jap-a-rov, Ab-dou-jap-a-rov, Ab-dou-jap-a-rov)

the_aftertaste_of_paradise

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:32:05+00:00

Look ma, Top of the world He'd started talking to himself His ma was dead The first sign of madness Talking to yourself Alarm bells should have been Going off in his head As clear as crystal He ignored the S.O.S. Gave a little whistle Made his last request

the_bec

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A reference to Tooting Bec, South London.

the_beeper_song_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:24+00:00

1. The Beeper Song 2. Chanson De Le Beeper 3. She's The Daddy Now 4. Beeper Beat

the_beeper_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Hey baby, can I yours Hey baby, you can mine Hey baby, can I you Baby Baby, you can me too! Beep, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Beep, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Beep, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Hey baby, can I yours Hey baby, you can mine

the_best_of_jim_bob

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:54+00:00

* . Dumb and Dumber * . Candy Floss * . Victim * . A Bad Day * . Young Dumb (And Full Of Fun) * . The Mufty Day Riots * . You Can't Take It With You * . Coming Back 4 More * . Mrs F * * * * *g MacMurphy (teaches food technology) * . Come On Smart Bomb * . Cinderella Reversed * . In The Future All This Will Be Yours * . Back to School * . My Name Is John (And I want You Back) * . Jim's Mobile Disco * . Angelstrike! (song) * . Touchy Feely * . Welcome To …

the_carousel

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:43:39+00:00

When the fat kid gets off we'll climb on the lead horse And ride him into the night I've been saving a place on my back for your face, Wrap your arms round my waist and hold tight On the carousel Away from the show offs spinning the waltzers, making the pretty girls scream

the_children_s_terrorism_workshop

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:03:53+00:00

While the rest of London sleeps, The 21st Century Samuel Pepys, Sits down at his flat-packed desk, And gets his bad day off his chest, Too scared to go to the shops, Fireworks through his letterbox, Siren noise that never stops, Why is there no cooperation,

the_final_comedown_-_live_in_brixton_academy_2014

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:31:55+00:00

1 A Number Of Beasts (Intro) 2 Surfin' USM 3 My Second To Last Will And Testament 4 Every Time A Church Bell Rings 5 Midnight On The Murder Mile 6 Rubbish 7 Rent 8 Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) 9 A Prince In A Pauper's Grave 10 While You Were Out 11 Billy's Smart Circus 12 Do Re Me, So Far So Good 13 Let's Get Tattoos 14 Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over 15 Shoppers' Paradise 16 This Is How It Feels 17 After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) 18 The Only Living Boy In New…

the_final_comedown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:32:27+00:00

I've looted and I've begged on the tubes of The Bec and Broadway I've been run over by cars and to prove it here's the scars on my wrists I've been cut I've been stitched I've been buggered, bewitched and abandoned But nothing in Heaven or Earth prepared me for this,

the_first_big_concert_for_the_orchestra

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:20:26+00:00

The drums beat loudly and the cymbals crash, the mums cheer proudly and the cameras flash. So the local press will have a photograph of the first big concert for the orchestra. The headmaster is doing the best that he's able to get up from the bottom of the schools league table. Through the power of music and the beat of the drum. It's not part of the National Curriculum. If you want you can join us, you just follow the beat. To the school's dinner hall where we meet once a week. We've got bra…

the_golden_years_of_lonely_old_dears

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

I’m a silver fox
I’m an old dried prune
A burst balloon on a string

I’ve changed the clocks
It will be winter soon
I’ll stay in one room until spring

These are my golden years
My golden years

Sometimes I get to dress up nice
To say my goodbyes to old friends

I say goodbye to Walter, Rose and James
Your old fashioned names are in vogue again

These are our golden years
Our golden years

From now on until it gets…

the_good_the_bad_the_average_and_unique

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:53:17+00:00

* Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Everything * Hounded (with Wez) * Sweetheart Sugar Baby(Full band version) * Elvis Lives And Carterbreakamerica * Junk Male (demo) * A Perfect Day To Drop The Bomb (demo) * Every Time A Church Bell Rings (demo) * A Sheltered Life (demo) * Granny Farming In The UK (demo) * Ceasefire (acoustic version recorded in Spain) * Airplane Food (acoustic recorded in Spain) * Elvis Lives And Carterbreakamerica (Oxford Zodiac sound…

the_happiest_man_alive

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

I'm glad I'm alive, five out of five It won't last I'm sure So bury me now safely and sound There's a place in the ground for the insecure And this could be the last day of my life I feel head over heels, like I'm on wheels Enjoying my meals for the first time since my teens

the_headmaster_s_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:20:21+00:00

Even headmasters were children once. Mr Saint Bartholomew is busy, busy, busy. Everyone wants a piece of him; pupils, staff and parents and then there are the budgets and that school league table. Mr S B sometimes wishes he was at home in the arms of his lovely wife, falling asleep in her arms without a care in his world.

the_hippies_were_right

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Everybody's got to hold hands, We've got to help each other any way we can, We've got to give some loving to our fellow man, From the kids out mugging to the Ku Klux Klan. Since World War II more than ten trillion dollars have been spent on defence, enough to feed us all.

the_i_can_t_face_the_world_today_blues

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:47:43+00:00

Woke up this morning Went back to bed\\

the_impossible_dream_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* The Impossible Dream * Turn On, Tune In, Switch Off * When Thesauruses Ruled The Earth * Bring On The Girls!

the_impossible_dream

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:32:43+00:00

To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run whew the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are to weary To reach the unreachable star

the_king_is_dead

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

The king is dead The kingdom's mourning The next in line Will soon be sworn in And he feels fine The next in line is in love No its not true he's not grieving His blood is blue And his heart is bleeding The king is Dead And the next in line is in love

the_lady_in_red

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Music & Lyrics : Chris de Burgh The epitomy of last dance at the disco cheese…

the_life_and_soul_of_the_party_dies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:33:02+00:00

The decorations are drab It's dirty and it smells You don't have to be mad to work here But it helps The temptation to fail Would make a Boots bunny cry You need the patience of a snail Just to get by Today the police came And paid a visit to the slums Exchanging rock 'n' roll concert tickets

the_man_behind_the_counter_of_the_science_fiction_superstore

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

I am the man behind the counter of the science fiction superstore
I sell t-shirts, comic books and sci-fi movie merchandise
Like a plastic figure on a shelf of the science fiction superstore
I’m a scaled down model of myself waiting for a sign
Then I will fight crime
My lonely face is a cover for my secret identity
My mild mannered ways are a pose and my clothes are a disguise
From the colour of the cloth, just another Goffam goth,
that’s what you’re meant to see…

the_man_behind_the_counter_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-07-03T08:28:27+00:00

1. The Man Behind the Counter of the Science Fiction Superstore

the_man_who_bought_the_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:33:20+00:00

The wheels on the bus Go round and round Taking us Across the town Across the town And the talk of the town I understand Was all about, All about the man All about the man The man who bought the world He bought the papers He bought the news

the_man_who_rode_the_tiger

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Far, far in the mountain In a village called Jammy Dee Theres a statue of a man on the back of a tiger And this is how it became to be He's so famous, he's so brave Thanks to him our lives our saved the man who rode the tiger But I know that secretly

the_model

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:33:48+00:00

She's a model and she's looking good I'd like to take her home that's understood She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time It only takes a camera to change her mind She's going out tonight, loves drinking just champagne And she has been checking nearly all the men

the_mufty_day_riots

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:20:53+00:00

I don't know how it started but it began around eleven, it was worse than the Red Nose Day riots of 1997. Mr Herringbone could not have known the horrors he'd unleash, when he declared a non school uniform day for local charities. Now the Deputy Headmaster is with Mr Herringbone, at the window of the staff room shouting through a megaphone. He says, 'Get back to your lessons now!' As the building is attacked. Then from the window of the staff room. He read the mufty riot act. To all the kids d…

the_music_that_nobody_likes

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:38:10+00:00

Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of nazi scum I want my dad and I want my mum A Sherman tank and a load of guns If love is the answer What was the question And can it cure my indigestion baby? Out of the frying pan Into the frying pan Back to the drawing board

the_north_and_south_are_divided_no_more

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A reference to the North/South divide, ostensibly the economic/social etc divide between the north and the south of the UK.

the_only_living_boy_in_new_cross_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:09+00:00

* The Only Living Boy In New Cross * Panic (The Smiths) * Watching The Big Apple Turn Over * * not on US version

the_only_living_boy_in_new_cross

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:38:27+00:00

Title is a pun on “The Only Living Boy In New York” Hello, good evening and welcome to nothing much A no holds barred half-nelson and the loving touch The comfort and the joy of feeling lost With the only living boy in New Cross Fill another suitcase with another haul Of hotel towels and toothpaste

the_only_looney_left_in_town

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:38:45+00:00

They can walk on water or they can run Depending on the story Also by the same author Volume one Violence death or glory Sneaking out of the exit of B & Q With a trolley load of trouble Polycotton beadsheets some 4 by 2 Petrol and a shovel

the_revenge_of_the_school_bullied

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-31T21:02:01+00:00

Don't kick us when we're down boy, We're quite accustomed to the ground boy, And in the chewing gum and the cracks, It is written that one day we will be back. And Britain, We are wise in the ways of the world and its ways, We're not easy to fool we were bullied at school.

the_ritzy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

the_road_to_domestos

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:42:34+00:00

Title is a play on “The Road to Damascus” ---- Sampled hymn is: Love Divine All Love Excelling (Words by Charles Wesley - 1707-8) This hymn is typically sung during wedding services. Finish then thy new creation Pure and spotless let us be;

the_school_is_not_the_building_it_s_the_children

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:21:22+00:00

With concrete cancer and metal fatigue, it's an old sick building from the seventies. It's a fire damaged poorly built pile of old bricks Nothing that a big wrecking ball couldn't fix. But the school is not the building, it's the children It's the kids like Kevin and his brother Steve, studying hard for their GCSEs. It's the school prefect and the special needs, the teacher's pet learning Japanese. The school is not the building, it's the children

the_silver_blades

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:50+00:00

Streatham Silver Blades: Ice rink in south London. Streatham Silver Blades ice rink was the location of the Kinks gig, the night “You Really Got Me” got to #1 in the UK.

the_taking_of_peckham_123

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:41:59+00:00

It's like Saint Valentine's Day at the sugar candy store where the barman lays on the bloodstained floor with all the wines and the cocktails he won't be serving anymore to the swingers and the roustabouts and the carnivore queen who's looking for the

the_taking_of_peckham

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:39:57+00:00

The whole title is a parody of the film title “The Taking of Pelham One, Two Three”

the_undertaker_and_the_hippy_protest_singer

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:42:17+00:00

Peace keeping forces Try keeping the peace Handcuffed to porches Of buildings And trees The irony of war Re invents the wheel To live by the sword And to die in a human shield Jet fighters are flying over our heads A baby is crying his father is dead

the_wall

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Written by Harlan Howard in 1959 Recorded by Johnny Cash in 1968. There's a lot of strange men in cellblock ten But the strangest of them all Was a friend of mine who spent his time Staring at the wall Staring at the wall He looked at the wall

the_wheels_on_the_bus

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

The wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
all day long
the windows on the bus are scratched with graffiti
scratched with graffiti
scratched with graffiti
the windows on the bus are scratched with graffiti
all day long
the floor is covered in chicken bones
covered in chicken bones
covered in chicken bones
beer cans, french fries, chewing gum, and chicken bones
all day …

the_wrong_place_at_the_wrong_time

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:42:36+00:00

If I could turn back time I wouldn't turn back time I'm a pessimist I couldn't take that risk The risk that you might not be beside me Your face next to mine And the risk that I just might be In the wrong place At the wrong time

the_young_offender_s_mum_single

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:10+00:00

CD 1 * The Young Offender's Mum * Trouble (Shampoo) * This One's For Me CD 2 * The Young Offender's Mum (live) * Rubbish (live) * Suicide Isn't Painless (live) * Falling On A Bruise (live)

the_young_offender_s_mum

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:42:51+00:00

I'd like to teach the world to sing And put an end to suffering if I could With the dedicated heart and soul Of Britain's greatest rock 'n' roll Robin Hood But your eyes are dim you cannot see Your middle name is misery And you'd like to teach the world to sing, “You're gonna get your head kicked in

then_i_saw_his_face_and_i_was_a_believer

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

I'm a Believer is a song composed by Neil Diamond and recorded by The Monkees in 1966 with the lead vocals by Micky Dolenz. The single, produced by Jeff Barry, hit the number one spot on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart on December 31, 1966 and remained there for seven weeks, becoming the biggest-selling record for all of 1967

there_ain_t_no_gold_in_silver_town

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:00+00:00

Silvertown was a dodgy place in East London, reached by the Woolwich Ferry from â€œSarf Londonâ€ but it became a bit more yuppified after they built London City airport there.

there_s_a_madman_on_the_roof

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:30+00:00

1. You Got It All? - Q *Sling 2. Chips - Leisure 3. My Life Or Yours - Holy Roman Empire 4. Plastic Armour - Allergy 5. Andrea - Big Orange 6. The Onion Bhaji Song - Lord Leamington 7. The Narcissist - The Narcissus Pool 8. Be Still - Pharmacy

there_s_a_monster_in_my_garden

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

There's a monster in my garden And it's wearing my best clothes Assaulting all the neighbours With a big red shiney nose There's a monster in my living room And it's slurring all my words Drinking beer and singing songs And chatting up the birds

there_s_no_time_for_love_charlie_brown

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:42:41+00:00

PEANUTS: THERE'S NO TIME FOR LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN Peppermint Patty has a major crush on wishy-washy Chuck. Yet how can there be time for romance when class work turns school days into a daze for the Peanuts kids? A field trip doesn't make things easier when Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Peppermint Patty and others mistake a supermarket for the art museum.

there_s_nobody_less_rock_n_roll_than_me

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

There's nobody less rock 'n' roll than me I can't get drunk, I can't do drugs I've got no street credibility I'm a telly tubby, a tubby teddy When my centre spread is loved and fed I'm completely happy Call the police, I feel I've been fleeced

this_is_how_it_feels

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:43:13+00:00

Husband don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wrong with mum She can't say, they can't see, putting it down to another bad day Daddy don't know what he's done Kids don't know what's wrong with mum SO THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONELY

this_one_s_for_me

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:43:29+00:00

The greatest story never told The spy who came in from the cold With a list of clients on his hand A selfish giant of a man He said, It's not for money It's not for free This one's for me He said, I always would have loved To be the landlord of a pub

this_phoney_war

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:44:06+00:00

Baby if I had the money I would buy myself out of the army I'd grow my hair and be back there with you Woah oh woah oh To love you and protect you From all the scum who are out to get you I'm far away but I won't forget you Woah oh Woah oh You know I love you only

this_song_s_been_brought_to_you_today

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:05:53+00:00

A play on the traditional end to Sesame Street where each programme was themed by a different number and letter. e.g. Today Sesame Street was brought to you by the letter B and the number 10.

thunderbirds

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

In context, probably the fortified wine rather than the puppetry extravaganza. I was a Stingray man me'self.

till_the_cows_come_home

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

Take the ribbon from your hair Change the record for a prayer And curse the land that took your man And left you all alone Until the cows come home Take two fingers and a thumb of whiskey For every poor relation of Uncle Sam Damn the land that took your man

time

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

to_the_north_of_kathmandu

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:38:34+00:00

There's a one-eyed yellow idol To the north of Kathmandu; There's a little marble cross below the town; And a brokenhearted woman Tends the grave of 'Mad' Carew, While the yellow god for ever gazes down.

to_the_taking_of_peckham

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:25:04+00:00

See: The Taking Of Peckham 123

tommi_chris

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T11:07:20+00:00

Les's Musical features Just Three Days and Fire Tender Red

tomorrow_when_you_die

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:43:58+00:00

Tomorrow when you die They'll break the mould Shut down the sky The sun will turn cold They'll close the parks And when they read your will The moon will go dark The earth will stand still Your days are numbered From one to one hundred Tomorrow when you die

tongue_tied

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:15:17+00:00

Nobody likes the stay at home type and for most of his life he was tongue tied, He lived on his own in his crumbling home and with no telephone stayed tongue tied, He sleeps with a gun in case anyone comes to call, They'll be in for a shock coz it's loaded and cocked,

toomuchsexandviolence

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

From “The Comic Strip Presents…” Eddie Monsoon, a Life (1984)

touchy_feely

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:37:21+00:00

We've got love, we've got trust We've got friends and they've got us We've got love, we've got trust And we've got friends We've got taste, we've got smell We can here and see as well We can here and see as well as we should And a touch that feels so good

toulouse-lautrec

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:37:17+00:00

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec-Monfa or simply Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (French pronunciation: [É‘ÌƒÊi dÉ™ tuluz loËˆtÊÉ›k]) (24 November 1864 â€“ 9 September 1901) was a French painter, printmaker, draughtsman, and illustrator

travis

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:44:18+00:00

I'm not a racist but, I am I served my time in Vietnam I've got three jobs This is one Sometimes I wish that I'd kept my gun This country's going down the tubes I can't afford to pay my dues Unless you've got some sponsorship For Christ sakes buddy

trouble

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:44:31+00:00

Uh oh we're in trouble something's come along And it's burst our bubble yeah yeah Uh oh we're in trouble gotta get home quick March on the double We've been out all night Nd we haven't been home we're walking through The back streets all alone

tunnels_into_your_vision

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

A play on tunnel vision.

turbulence

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:44:46+00:00

London bound and gagging On the tarmac in Zagreb With a planeload of Cliff Richard fans And no room for my legs Staring at the ceiling Playing with the air With an over bearing feeling I wasn't going anywhere We taxied down the runway The Cliff fans started to sing

turn_on_tune_in_switch_off

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:45:02+00:00

Over to Bob for the weather and funnies A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny With a Valentines card from a ghost town that's haunted By the National Guard and America's least wanted Ciming up next we've got more global warming And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming

twin_tub_with_guitar

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

“Is of course an instrumental. The title comes from a sculpture by Bill Woodrow. The last time I saw it was at the Tate Gallery in Liverpool.”\

ultra_cool_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:29+00:00

1. Ultra Cool 2. Pop Pop Pop 3, It's A Lot Of Fun 4. My Little Life

ultra_cool

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

She's so cool, ultra cool, she is so tall, ultra cool Over seventeen and she was, too cool for school Her sense of style always made me sigh Pre-stressed super Jeanie she was really ultra cool Never had the chance to say bye bye Bought a Wounded Star, she put it in her locket, saved it for a rainy day

uncle_fruity_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:38:47+00:00

1. Old & Fat 2. The Man Who Rode The Tiger 3. Charlie The Bus Driver 4. Uncle Bouki And The Horse

under_the_thumb_and_over_the_moon

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:48:20+00:00

I'm in love with my wife Double beds, The Lemonheads, scrambled eggs and life Let's make it open season on all the racists and the bigots and their chums And not just as a reason for a Christmas number one We're not the world We don't belong

underneath_the_arches

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:24:03+00:00

Underneath the Arches a song by Flanagan and Allen

up_the_bracket

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by the Libertines I saw two shadow men on the Vallance Road
Said they'd pay me for your address
Oh I was so bold
I said you see these two cold fingers
These crooked fingers I show
Yous a way to mean no
Well they didn't like that much I can tell you
Said

up_the_junction

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by Squeeze I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
Where she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said you are a lady
Perhaps she said I may be
We moved into a basement
With talks of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissin'
The Railway Arms we're missin'
But love had got us ho…

vehicle_in_question

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Nice little cross reference within songs: See Calling all cars, calling all cars.

victim

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T13:29:23+00:00

It's said that men look cool and hard, When their faces are all bruised and scarred, Not like some badly drawn cartoon, Of a kid who's swallowed a balloon, Or looked into a telescope, The victim of a schoolboy joke, But I don't care what people say,

vigil-aunties_and_uncles

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Not Jim Bob's real name...

vote_for_love_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

* . Vote For Love * . The Wall * . White Horses * . Buttons and Bows

vote_for_love

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

If I could buy my love a party dress Then I would buy my love a party dress And if I could teach the world some tenderness Then I would teach myself some tenderness Let's vote for love! If I could teach the world my love address Then I could buy my love a party dress

wagon_s_rolling_on

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:12:12+00:00

A play on On the wagon ie. Being off the booze/drying out.

walking_back_to_happiness

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:05:56+00:00

â€œWalking Back to Happinessâ€ Helen Shapiro

war_is_the_new_rock_n_roll

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:34:59+00:00

War is the new rock 'n' roll Five LPs and complete control Over every living soul On their knees or in a hole A verse a chorus a middle eight A killer guitar solo break The sound of those superpowerchords That's what we're fighting for

watching_the_big_apple_turn_over

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:49:04+00:00

As the dolly bird catches her worm The People's Court is adjourned my eyes have started to burn from watching the big apple turn.. Armed with only your unruly red lips and a fistful of dollars for tips You took off from your home in the sticks

we_are_all_gonna_die_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:39:28+00:00

1. We Are All Gonna Die 2. Much Too Long 3. I've Got Friends

we_have_the_technology

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T10:16:47+00:00

As I live and breathe in, and breathe out once more, There's people believe in, What we need is a war, Lonliness and death, Torture and pain, Clean up the mess, Start all over again, I know it's naive, Stupid and sad, But I still believe, That everyone should have,

we_three_kings_of_orient_aren_t_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:25+00:00

* . We Three Kings Of Orient Aren't * . I Think I'll Throw A Party For Myself * . Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream

we_three_kings_of_orient_aren_t

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

You pinch and you punch for the first of the month Takin' it home and I'm gonna get drunk So go down to the pier Jump, Jimmy-Boy is here and everything is okay and we'd like to say we're happy but we can't So go down to the pier Jump, Jimmy-Boy is here

well_oiled_ep

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:12:29+00:00

1. It's About The Oil George 2. Beer Scooter 3. Air Odeon Disco Pub 4. Innes 5. Ever Fallen In Love

what_do_you_think_of_the_program_so_far

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T12:25:47+00:00

Videos for the singles * 1993 * Rubbish * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * Bloodsport For All * Sheriff Fatman * Say It With Flowers (live) * After The Courtcase (early learning the hard way) * The Only Living Boy In New Cross * While You Were Out * Do Re Me, So Far So Good

what_i_think_about_when_i_think_about_you

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:54:42+00:00

Dream Come True Hands Free Monster in a Tracksuit Seventeen My New Walk Breaking News Your Ghost Blood on Your Shoes You Yourself and You Seat 21 What I Think About When I Think About You (song)

when_thesauruses_ruled_the_earth

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:49:19+00:00

“This is an instrumental. With extracts from Roget's Thesaurus. It also contains a B52's sample “Where we can get together” from Love Shack and steals the bass riff from EMF.”

when_you_where_my_woman

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:34:38+00:00

There was fire in my soul and it burned for you I kept it stoked with gas and coal and with Esso Blue When you were my woman and I was your man I kept you sheltered from the storm and the North Wind too I kept you safe I kept you warm when the North wind blew

when_your_gone_parts_1_2

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

When You're gone I will be strong Braver than a bomb Biting on the bullet I'll be swinging on a star Standing at the bar Drinking on my own When you're gone I'll stand alone As solid as the stone And the bricks And the mortar of our home That held the glory of

where_there_was_muck

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

“Where there's muck, there's brass” is an old Yorkshire expression - basically saying that hard work (muck - getting dirty) leads to financial rewards (brass - money)

while_you_were_out

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:49:34+00:00

While you were out spreading the gospel according to whatever yoy believed in at the time Her Majesty's axeman cameth and closed the hospital The birthplace of our bonny baby son Yesterday they took away our bus stop Today they'll try and take

whistle_while_you_re_signing_on

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-29T15:06:18+00:00

Whistle While you're signing on = Whistle while you work 'snow white and seven dwarves'

white_horses

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

Written by Michael Carr and Ben Nisbet in 1968 for the British transmission of the Yugoslavian children's TV series “White Horses” Recorded by Jamie Wednesday in 1985 Recorded by All About Eve in 1988 On white horses let me ride away To my world of dreams so far away

white_wedding

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

with Richard Crockford on Lead vocals Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one Hey little sister who's your superman Hey little sister who's the one you want Hey little sister shot gun! It's a nice day to start again

who_s_the_daddy_now

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:13:24+00:00

=====About===== Blah, Blah, Blah, you should know this.... =====Albums===== Ding Dong * =====Singles===== The Beeper Song EP Daddy Xmas EP *

whole_wide_world

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Magnificent cover of the Wreckless Eric track. More on Wreckless Eric: When I was a young boy
My mama said to me
There's only one girl in the world for you
And she probably lives in Tahiti
I'd go the whole wide world
I'd go the whole wide world
Just to find her
Or maybe she's in the Bahamas
Where the Carribean sea is blue
Weeping in a tropical moonlit night
Because nobody's told her 'bout you
I'd go the whole wide wo…

why_can_t_we_get_along

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:46:21+00:00

Why can't we get along? We've got so much in common Our organs and our blood And our capacity for love Why can't we get along? Why must we always fight? We're really not so different We hope, we want, we need If you prick us do we not bleed?

will_she_come

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

I've been dying to meet you baby i wonder if you'll come i've been trying to meet you baby ever since the world began my hands and toes are frozen my ears are turning numb my breath thinks that it's smoking the seats stuck to my bum will she come

winning_the_war

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:49:48+00:00

War is won My love has gone away from me for good The house was cold When I was told I cried Because I should I loved him so He was all that mattered His ashes are scattered I’ll have to sell the car I must be strong Life goes on Que sera sera

woolworths

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-05-30T11:44:14+00:00

A shop where you could buy almost everything you could ever need, now sadly gone from our streets. Used to be one on nearly every high street in Britain.

working_class_hero

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Originally by John Lennon As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool,
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working cl…

worry_bomb_song

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T10:50:08+00:00

Hot from Hell and Hades For gentlemen and ladies The little biddy babies And the household pet The Punches and the Judys The crunchees and the bruisees The Humpty Dumpty boozers Who are trying to forget The future that we're building Something to be skilled in

worry_bomb

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T15:42:14+00:00

* Cheap 'n' Cheesy * Airplane Food / Airplane Fast Food * The Young Offender's Mum * Gas (man) * The Life And Soul Of The Party Dies * My Defeatist Attitude * Worry Bomb (song) * Senile Delinquent * Me And Mr. Jones * Let's Get Tattoos * Going Straight * God, Saint Peter And The Guardian Angel * The Only Looney Left In Town * Ceasefire * Turbulence * * Japan version only

yankee_doodle_dandy

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

Back in Pre-Revolutionary America when the song “Yankee Doodle” was first popular, the singer was not referring to the pasta “macaroni” in the line that reads “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni”. “Macaroni” was a fancy (dandy)style of Italian dress widely imitated in England at the time. So by just sticking a feather in his cap and calling himself a “Macaroni” (a “dandy”), Yankee Doodle was proudly proclaiming himself to be a country bumpkin, because that was how the English rega…

yardies

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:22:17+00:00

Jamaican 'mafia'; usually associated with the crack cocaine business.

you_can_t_take_it_with_you

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T09:38:04+00:00

You can't take it with you and where you're going you won't need a bus fare if the wind is blowing We'll sing a song for you and read a poem And everything will be the way you leave it The meaning of your life will stay a secret I cross my heart and hope that I can keep it too

you_don_t_need_a_weatherman_to_know_which_way_the_wind_blows

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2020-09-04T11:23:44+00:00

from Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan

you_fat_bastard_album

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2019-06-13T08:53:37+00:00

Disc: 1 * Surfin' USM * 24 Minutes From Tulse Hill * After The Watershed (Early Learning The Hard Way) * Rent * Shoppers' Paradise * Midnight On The Murder Mile * The Young Offender's Mum * Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride * Lenny And Terence * Let's Get Tattoos * Johnny Cash * England * Anytime Anyplace Anywhere (song) * R.S.P.C.E * A Prince In A Pauper's Grave * This Is How It Feels * Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Everything …

you_had_to_walk_into_them_all

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T14:44:10+00:00

(plus the previous two lines) Are an adaptation of:
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart), Casablanca, 1942. Interestingly, the line as it ended up in the film was an adaptation by Bogart from the script original

you_re_my_mate_and_i_like_you

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:57+00:00

You're my mate I like you You're my mate and I like you like the leaflet under your windscreen wiper says “It's good to have friends” You're my mate and your beautiful and I'd like to think the feeling's mutual too Do you think I'm beautiful too?

you_turned_me_over

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

The entire bottom draw tipped out on the sofa, a kick and a punch I regret to this day But first love is stupid and ours love was classic, before I met you, I thought I was gay Began up a tree and ended on a train, you were only sixteen I was four in my brain

young_dumb_and_full_of_fun

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-06-01T12:33:56+00:00

C'mon, c'mon lets get busy, get in the car and drive Follow the road, The Highway Code will help you stay alive C'mon c'mon lets get the roof off, fill up your lungs with air C'mon c'mon it's good to get some wind into your hair 1 2 3 young hearts have got to run free