1. Sheriff Fatman
   
2. A Prince In A Pauper's Grave
   
3. Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss(song)
   
4. A Sheltered Life
   
5. Alternative Alf Garnett
   
6. Re-Educating Rita
   
7. Commercial Fucking Suicide Pt1
   
8. Granny farming In The UK
   
9. Johnny Cash
   
10. Nowhere Fast
    
11. Girls Can Keep A Secret