Drugs are boring
So is food
You need them both to get you through
The early mornings and the afternoons
The boy bands and the boy band tunes

What else could you be
But negative equity

TV is your only thrill
You don't watch movies
You watch films
You hate the adverts because
they tell you lies
You don't want the things
that they advertise

Positively
Negative equity

With nothing left to lose
But the loneliness and the blues

You said you'd had a message from God
Who told you never get a proper job
Laze around the house all day
And your favourite colour is grey

ANd you've got nothing left to lose
But the loneliness and the blues

Can't drive
Where would you go
You stay at home with your video
You and I should get together
I don't eat meat
But my shoes are leather

Get ready, here we come
Blow the bugles and bang the drums
Worth less than we used to be
Negative equity