I'm in love with my wife\\
Double beds, The Lemonheads,\\
scrambled eggs and life\\
Let's make it open season\\
on all the racists\\
and the bigots and their chums\\
And not just as a reason\\
for a Christmas number one\\
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We're not the world\\
We don't belong\\
We're boy meets girl\\
Boy writes stupid song\\
The words are dumb\\
and so's the tune\\
Under the thumb\\
Over the moon\\
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And if this sentimental\\
silly love song makes you choke\\
You can block your ears up\\
and stick your fingers\\
down your throat\\
Because I don't care\\
it's a beautiful morning\\
And if the sun shines\\
sometimes.... well....\\
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We're not the world\\
We don't belong\\
We're boy meets girl\\
Boy writes stupid song\\
The words are dumb\\
and so's the tune\\
Under the thumb\\
Over the moon \\