Over to Bob for the weather and funnies\\
A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny\\
With a Valentines card from a ghost town that's haunted\\
By the National Guard and America's least wanted\\
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Ciming up next we've got more global warming\\
And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming\\
A miracle diet of water a lettuce\\
Los Angeles riots, more after this message\\
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In the next half an hour the jury with their verdict\\
Two bags of flour, a pig and a turnip\\
In the day of the jackarse in the year of the bing bong\\
They adjourned to the crackhouse for a beer and a sing song\\
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If only you'll stay to the end of this story\\
I'll tell your mum and dad not to worry\\
I'll love you forever when the TV is gone\\
And I'll love you now when it's on\\
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The potatoes and meat from the heart of America\\
To the eyes and the teeth and the arsehole of everywhere\\
For the great of the good and the love of the nation\\
To the boys in the hoods with the crucifixation\\
Cabled and networked to the land of the plenty\\
Where the tables are set but the cupboards are empty\\
It's sexy, it's groovy, it's big and it's clever\\
Turn on, tune in and switch off forever \\