I'm glad I'm alive, five out of five\\ It won't last I'm sure\\ So bury me now safely and sound\\ There's a place in the ground for the insecure\\ And this could be the last day of my life\\ I feel head over heels, like I'm on wheels\\ Enjoying my meals for the first time since my teens\\ I've never been so peachy and keen\\ I feel like telling the Queen over a round of drinks\\ This feels like the first day of my life\\ Could you get this message to my wife\\ Just before her tending loving husband died\\ For a while he was the happiest man alive\\ I'm back on the rails with the wind in my sails\\ Like a dog with two tails because life's too short\\ And time is slipping away seizing my day\\ And stealing my thunder and after all\\ This could be the last day of my life\\ Could you get the message to my wife\\ Just before her tending loving husband died\\ For a while he was the happiest man alive\\ And I've been waiting so long \