I've looted and I've begged\\
on the tubes of [[The Bec]] and [[Broadway]]\\
I've been run over by cars\\
and to prove it here's the scars\\
on my wrists\\
I've been cut\\
I've been stitched\\
I've been buggered, bewitched and abandoned\\
But nothing in Heaven or Earth\\
prepared me for this,\\
THE FINAL COMEDOWN\\
\\
It's a victory worth sharing\\
we should celebrate I think\\
with the [[bloodiest of Marys]]\\
but I'm too fucked to drink\\
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(Always wondered whether the title was a play on The Final Countdown (Europe)).\\