You know how on TV they use squares to hide their faces\\
Well if you squint your eyes you can recognise the rapists\\
The murderers and scumbags with notches on their bumbags\\
For every sad and lonely life they've ruined with a Stanley knife\\
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Dead on arrival...the 90s revival\\
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Survival of the fittest, the fattest and the richest\\
God save her travesty and call the next Jehovah's witness\\
A child of the sixties born in the nineties\\
A Siamese triplet from the test tube of a mad scientist\\
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Born dead on arrival for the 90s revival\\
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And yea though I walk through the alley in the shadow of death\\
I shall fear no evil, because I AM evil\\
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So bring me some aspirin, some rope and some Valium\\
Turn on the gas rings and call the Samaritans\\
And sit back and take in the gospel and bible\\
Of the lip smacking, jaw breaking, rip roaring 90s revival \\