Title is a pun on 'Surfin USA' by the Beach Boys.\\
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Sample: "When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26” waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age: 24, 25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard."\\
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Red Dwarf - Arnold Rimmer - Series 4 - Body Swap\\
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“You Fat Bastard, You Fat Bastard” - Recorded in Nottingham\\
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“Wham bam thank-you ma'am”\\
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Sample: Suffragette City by David Bowie, also about 10 seconds of music from the same song at this point\\
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Musically Refers to Call Me by Blondie\\