Down down it all went down\\
after too many drinks and a trip up town\\
Ding dong it all went wrong\\
2 million pieces of bling for a song\\

But you, you caught me out\\
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay\\

(CHORUS)\\
How could something quite so small and cute\\
get me into so much trouble\\
How could something one might call minute\\
turn it all into rubble\\

Oh no, I searched high and low\\
looked up the gumtree, but that was no go\\
Flogit, Selfriges, ,eBay, op-shopit.\\
Like Louie and Bobbit you're ready to chop it\\

What can I do, I know it wasn't new\\
what can I say\\

How could something quite so small and cute\\
Get me into so much trouble\\

CHORUS KEY CHANGE\\
How could something quite so small and cute\\
get me into so much trouble\\
How could something one might call minute\\
turn it all into rubble\\

But you, you caught me out\\
I'm so ashamed, how can I repay\\
What can I do, I know it wasn't new\\
what can I say\\
But just for now\\
I'm wearing the sackcloth\\
I flog myself daily\\
Chain myself to the railings\\
whilst I watch Michael Palin\\
watching paint dry, watching paint dry\