On the 22nd day of November\\
The day that they shot Kennedy\\
I become a fully paid up member\\
Of The Flat Earth Society\\
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Acting like your older brother\\
Dressing like your brother's boss\\
You can't judge a book by it's cover\\
But you can tell how much it costs\\
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I'm a fucking senile delinquent\\
Delinquent with a capital D\\
For services to serious drinking\\
I should get an O.B.E.\\
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You say tomato\\
I say tomato\\
But I'll never be a vegetable\\
You say Karl\\
And I say Harpo\\
I'm politically incorrectable\\
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I'm a fucking senile delinquent\\
Senile with a capital S\\
Celebrated sensible thinking\\
Is something that I couldn't do less\\
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I'm a fucking senile delinquent\\
Delinquent with a capital D\\
For services to serious drinking\\
I should get an O.B.E.\\
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On the 22nd day of November\\
The day that they shot Kennedy\\
I become a fully paid up member\\
Of The Flat Earth Society\\