From the black bag skip in the parking lot\\
It's a short bad trip to the candy shop\\
Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes\\
And the kids buy crack in their morning break\\
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And the grass grows bluer on the other side\\
Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride\\
For a slice of life it's a bargain sale\\
The price is right but the bread is stale\\
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From the high rise priest of the office blocks\\
To a five year lease on a cardboard box\\
From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King\\
In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins\\
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And when I drive that heap down the road\\
You can hear the cheap car stereo\\
Volume knob turned down low\\
And rubbish on the radio\\
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From John O'Groats to Elmer's End\\
With busted lights and dodgy plates\\
Scrawled with a ball point pen\\
R U B B I S H\\
I'm underage and uninsured\\
on the High Road to Domestos\\
Chloraflouracarbon Lord\\
[[Asbestos lead asbestos]]\\
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From John O'Groats to Elmer's End\\
With busted lights and dodgy plates\\
Scrawled with a ball point pen\\
R U B B I S H\\
I'm underage and uninsured\\
on the High Road to Domestos\\
Chloraflouracarbon Lord\\
Asbestos lead asbestos\\
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I'll meet you down by the litter bins\\
Stretch my pins and feed my face\\
Wait there 'til my ship comes in\\
Loaded down with toxic waste\\
I'm going now to meet my maker\\
Ignition, clutch, accelerator\\
Mirror, signal and manoeuvre\\
GLORY, GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH!\\
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