There was a drive by driving\\
On a busy street\\
Someone put the knife in\\
Through the passenger seat\\
There was blood on the needle\\
Of the petrol gauge\\
And the lawyer for the people said\\
Road rage\\
\\
He said, the uninsured attacker\\
Had no M.O.T.\\
He got his licence from a cracker\\
On a Christmas tree\\
At the time of his arrest\\
[[He sucked peppermints]]\\
He was the only one, I guess\\
Thought he drove better with a drink\\
\\
There was a drive by driving\\
On a busy street\\
Someone put the knife in\\
Through the passenger seat\\
There was blood on the needle\\
Of the petrol gauge\\
And the lawyer for the people said\\
Road rage\\
\\
Somebody wake up [[a sleeping policeman]]\\
My baby's dead and he's dead for no reason\\
Tell him how you saw the [[vehicle in question]]\\
Proceeding North in a Northern direction\\
\\
[[THE CANDLESTICK, REVOLVER AND THE DAGGER AND THE ROPE]]\\
HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY THE AMMONIA AND THE [[STANLEY]] TO THE THROAT\\
\\
As the beat up Chevvy hits the jack knifed truck\\
The hatchback machetees through the viaduct\\
As the nodding dog gets heavy with his nodding pups\\
People get ready to get tooled up\\
For road rage\\
\\
Road rage Beast in the cage\\
Knife through the seat\\
And blood on the gauge\\
Lay-by up in the sky\\
Baby is dead\\
Baby is drive bye bye\\