Be bop a lula\\
[[Bony Maroney]]\\
She’s as skinny\\
As Teddy Boy Tony\\
Looks fantastic\\
In Piccadilly\\
Mr. Bombastic\\
Psycho Billy\\
This year’s model\\
Is Cashpoint Charlie\\
With a Harry Crews novel\\
And a bit of Bob Marley\\
Iggy Pop records\\
And stereo speakers\\
Jimmy Webb\\
Elvis\\
And the Manic Street Preachers\\
Professional toffs\\
And professional cockernies\\
All gone soft\\
On the National Lottery\\
Gonna go halves\\
On 25 million\\
Cashpoint Charles\\
And Psycho William\\