Paperboy, will you deliver me some words of joy\\
I'm sick and tired of all the hate and war\\
And I just need something more\\
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Postman please, I don't want bills for my utilities\\
You can keep them for another day\\
Or throw them all away\\
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I want good news, happy news, monkey in a nappy news\\
A big fat tabby cat fostering an orphaned rat\\
A dog in a wig or a pig on a diet\\
If you can't give me peace then give me quiet\\
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Politician no, I don't care about your manifesto\\
I can live without more thin disguised \\
Bullshit and lies today\\
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Jehovah's hey, would you leave my door alone today\\
I agree the world is in a state\\
But I'm no mood for debate\\
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I don't need awakening, fixing or straightening\\
I do my own catering, paint and decorator-ing\\
I don't need to prove myself to anyone politically \\
And I don't want to move from gas to electricity\\
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I believe, it's just as good to give as to receive\\
But chugger, I'm compassion fatigued\\
And world wearied right now\\
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I don't need a rock star to tell me what my morals are\\
I doubt you can change things in a golden circle drinking Pimm's\\
I don't need the Queen of Pop to lecture me and tell me off\\
And I don't need a guilt trip from the head of Microsoft\\
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Parcel Force, bring me a box set of Inspector Morse\\
I'll phone for pizza and for garlic bread\\
I'm going back to bed\\
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Pizza boy, will you deliver me some words of joy\\
I'm sick and tired of all the hate and war\\
And I just need something more\\\\