Drugs are boring\\
So is food\\
You need them both to get you through\\
The early mornings and the afternoons\\
The boy bands and the boy band tunes\\
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What else could you be\\
But negative equity\\
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TV is your only thrill\\
You don't watch movies\\
You watch films\\
You hate the adverts because\\
they tell you lies\\
You don't want the things\\
that they advertise\\
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Positively\\
Negative equity\\
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With nothing left to lose\\
But the loneliness and the blues\\
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You said you'd had a message from God\\
Who told you never get a proper job\\
Laze around the house all day\\
And your favourite colour is grey\\
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ANd you've got nothing left to lose\\
But the loneliness and the blues\\
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Can't drive\\
Where would you go\\
You stay at home with your video\\
You and I should get together\\
I don't eat meat\\
But my shoes are leather\\
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Get ready, here we come\\
Blow the bugles and bang the drums\\
Worth less than we used to be\\
Negative equity\\