[[alfie|Shadows? On me lungs? I'm being eaten away! This is the end of me! Oh god in heaven help me!]]\\
I [[James Robert Injustice]]\\
being of unsound body and mind\\
hereby bequeath all my worldly goods\\
to anyone who wants 'em.\\
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The debts that I got from gambling\\
the warrant for my arrest\\
All my bills which are 'now outstanding'\\
and the bullet holed inside my chest.\\
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Give my body to medical science\\
if medical science will have me\\
They can take my lungs and kidneys\\
but my heart belongs to Daphne.\\
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Leave a night light beside my deathbed baby\\
turn the pillows and change the sheets\\
But don't switch on my electric blanket\\
till it's time to sleep\\
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This is my second to last will and testament\\
only a rough draft, a hand written estimate\\
left on the shelf never signed or delivered\\
with [[a picture of myself on a boat by the river]]\\
Don't bury me at sea the pollution might kill me\\
just put my remains in a cheap box and grill me\\
My pension and dole are there in the wardrobe\\
my [[air cushioned soul]] and my [[Blue Circle overcoat]]\\
I've left you no answers\\
just hundreds of questions\\
This is my second to last will and testament\\
before I James Robert Injustice\\
being of unsound body and mind\\
die\\