I'm confused\\
It's funny,\\
But I'm not amused\\
I'd fight the system\\
But what's the use\\
It's fire resistant\\
And waterproof\\
\\
I wish it would rain\\
It blends in\\
With the hurt and pain\\
Pretending I'm like\\
[[Kurt Cobain]]\\
Nothing ventured\\
Nothing gained\\
\\
And nothing planned\\
Your every wish\\
Is my command\\
I'll feed your fish\\
I'll hold your hand\\
Make a fist\\
And join your band\\
\\
Come down and see me\\
And I'll take you to\\
The alleyways and avenues\\
The longitude and latitude\\
Of my defeatist attitude\\
\\
I think I'll stay in bed this week\\
Sew myself into the sheets\\
Destroy my health\\
With beer and sweets\\
And daytime televisual treats\\
\\
Come down and see me\\
And I'll take you to\\
The alleyways and avenues\\
The longitude and latitude\\
Of my defeatist attitude\\