Mr. Jones knows The Stones\\
Rock 'n' roll\\
Is in his blood and in his bones\\
Shines his shoes\\
kicks some ass\\
Counts the booze\\
And laminates his pass\\
Does some wizz\\
Loves the biz\\
Your Eric Claptons\\
And your Nancys and your Sids\\
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Mr. Jones helped me understand\\
The worthless piece of lowlife that I am\\
Changed the rules\\
Took control\\
Bribing the ref\\
And widening the goals\\
Mr. J's masterplan\\
Fifty ways to patronise the fans\\
Life is cheap, buy some now\\
Satisfy the sheep\\
Sacrifice the sacred cow\\
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Born to boogie\\
Disco Tex\\
Mr. Groovy\\
The God of groupie sex\\
Born to boogie\\
Knows the Stones\\
The only thing in common\\
Between me and Mr. Jones\\
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Verbal gymnastics can't help you now\\
We've got fifty tons plastic\\
We're gonna laminate your house\\
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Born to boogie\\
Disco Tex\\
Mr. Groovy\\
The god of groupie sex\\
Born to boogie\\
Knows The Stones\\
The only thing in common\\
Between me and Mr. Jones\\
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Mr. Jones\\
Supercool\\
while you were out\\
We were pissing in your pool\\