Don't open the box\\
Take the money\\
Take it to the shops\\
Where we can spend it all honey\\
On 90's memorabilia and rock n roll records\\
And experience the genius of Terence and Leonard\\
Send them victorious\\
Happy and glorious\\
Long to reign over us\\
In the studio for us\\
My eyes have seen the glory of\\
The legend and the story of\\
Feather cropped and blow dried hair\\
Clever clogs and Lionel Blairs\\
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And I won't be watching TV any more\\
I'll poke my TV eyes out at the door\\
Nail my other records to the record shelf\\
Enlighten, educate and entertain myself\\
Listening to the sound of [[Lenny]] and [[Terence]] \\