I feel like I'm inside a jumper\\
In a suit inside of a bell\\
And I feel like I'm losing my temper\\
With that joyless and sickening smell\\

I wish I could go to the seaside\\
And wallow about in the mud\\
And there I can urinate freely\\
In my trousers, alone, on my todd\\

I would give the world to be\\
In love, with peace and harmony\\

Can't someone give me peace and quiet\\
I think I'll go and start and riot\\

But you won't know until you try it\\
But you won't know until you try it\\

I feel like I'm riding a camel\\
I've got dromedarian hump\\
Now I am lost in a tunnel\\
And desperately needing a dump\\

Can't someone give me peace and quiet!\\
I think I'll go and start and riot\\
But you won't know until you try it\\
But you won't know until you try it\\
Won't someone give me peace of mind\\
A load of bollocks I think you'll find\\
A load of bollocks I think you'll find\\
A load of bollocks I think you'll find\\

I feel like I'm losing my marbles\\
Lost touch with my mission control\\
I've given away my firebird\\
To the one with the hair out of hole\\
I would give my pig's eye tooth\\
To learn to speak and tell the truth\\
Millet.....Rice......Organic.....Not nice\\
Spinach.....Hotspur...Taxi.....Kit-e-Kat\\
Oh why don't you SHUT UP!\\