All men are rapists, he was destined to prove \\
when he was created from a test in a tube \\
An unnatural born leader who naturally led \\
Foot down on the pedal and full speed ahead \\
By hook or by headlock to fortune or fame \\
Born out of wedlock by nature and name \\
Her name was Julie some days she was Jules \\
They said she was truly raised by wolves \\
And let down by everybody else then push came to shove \\
Romeo came to Julie Julie fell in love \\
From flat sharing student to home owning queen \\
Dishwashing hoovering baby machine \\
All men are rapists there's no doubt and poor Julie's secret was out \\
But their love was forever and they'd stay together \\
For the sake of the children, the car and the house \\
For the sake of the children whose names have been changed \\
From David and William to 'Michael' and 'James' \\
In the newspaper stories that the newspapers tell \\
And to keep off school bullies who were bullied themselves \\
A brush in the bedroom or a boot in the hall \\
The burn of the carpet till they learn how to fall\\