The title of the song is also the title of a Peanuts printed cartoon collection. Ben\\
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DEAR SON,\\
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[[There's no time for love Charlie Brown]],\\
and if I should come up, it'll only bring\\
your mother down, so I'll send you ten\\
shillings as we have arranged and I'll\\
take second billing because I never change\\
my mind when it's made up, and it's made up,\\
Charlie Brown\\
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FATHER.\\
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DEAR DAD,\\
\\
Mother's found her golden gown and she's\\
drove to the edge of town, I'm here alone\\
why don't you come home, you know you've let\\
poor Charlie down, with "I'll send you ten\\
shillings as we have arranged", and "I'll\\
take second billing because I never change\\
my mind once it's made up, and it's made up."\\
Good grief,\\
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CHARLIE BROWN\\
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the end spoken part by Jim is nicked from wedding vows.... obviously changed a little.\\