Picked up on suss for looking cute\\
And thrown into the cells\\
So don't call us\\
We won't call you\\
Alexander Graham Bell\\
No masterplan for busting out\\
No file inside a cake\\
The Candyman can't help you now\\
Now you're going straight\\
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Baby's going straight\\
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No Whitehall clerks at Marble Arch\\
But it's not political\\
God knows you left your bleeding heart\\
When you left Liverpool\\
Walking the dogs across the heath\\
Worth your weight in Notting Hill Gate\\
Giving blow jobs to the jobless\\
And executives relief\\
Once or twice a lady\\
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Baby's going straight\\
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Don't close your eyes\\
If you make a wish\\
Or you might wind up sleeping with the fish\\
Or wake up beside a severed pony's head\\
The only company besides you in your lonely bed\\
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Baby's going straight\\