Today was a wonderful day ' Fantastic\\
No of course I'm being sarcastic\\
I spent most of it in pain\\
Taking my own name in vain\\
It's not easy being all knowing and all seeing\\
If everything around you disgusts or dumfounds you\\
I'm losing my patience with a few of my creations\\
The idiots in the village that I made in my image\\
They're a big disappointment, they kill for enjoyment\\
I feel like shaking the almighty Etch-a-Sketch\\
My name is God this is my blog\\
Ten million hits no more secrets\\
And today was a wonderful day ' Stupendous\\
No, I lied again, it was horrendous\\
I don't understand, It's nothing at all like I planned\\
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All I see are perverts, murderers, goat killing Devil worshippers\\
Holocaust excusers, dog collared child abusers\\
Small men in big hats, genocidal maniacs\\
I hope they've brought their rain macs\\
I'll send them hurricanes, whirlpools, \\
Hailstones like cricket balls\\
Twisters and turners, flatteners and burners\\
My power and my glory, my filth and my fury\\
For ever and ever and ever\\
My name is God and this is my blog\\
Ten million hits, no more secrets\\
And today was a wonderful day\\
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A child's first step\\
The sun as it set\\
The moon on the water\\
The kindness of a stranger\\
The songs and the jokes\\
The space between the notes\\
Today was a wonderful day\\\\