Who's that wanker in your rear view mirror\\
Who's that tosser in the Carter shirt\\
Who's that loser in the ford granada\\
Who's that bleeder with his face in the dirt\\

Where's that copper when you need him badly\\
Where's Homer Simpson where is Bart\\
Where's your sense of right and justice\\
Where's my knowledge of the martial arts \\

Fish Face you're a fish face you're a disgrace\\
And am sick and tired sick and tired\\
Fish Face waste of road space off of your face\\
And am sick and tired sick and tired\\

I'm that bloke with the broken racer\\
I'm that bloke with the fractured arm\\
You're that bloke with no insurance\\
And I'm that bloke who's not keeping calm\\

I don't suppose you have ever read the highway code\\
You know that you shouldn't be allowed on the road\\

(Chorus)\\

I remember when the bicycle was safe and it was fun\\
The next time I cycle I'm gonna bring a gun!\\
That's right Fish Face\\
Just for you\\

Trivia : Live the line "gonna bring a gun" occasionally gets changed to "gonna bring my mum"\\