He writes the songs that make the whole world groan\\
The lights are on but there's no one home\\
Every day he sings the blues\\
Especially for you\\
You think he's smart \\
But hes not that smart\\
You want his heart \\
But he's got no heart\\
Every day he's sniffing glue\\
Especially for you\\
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For Sandra and Tracy\\
For Barbara and for Katie\\
For Seeta and Shirley\\
For Peter, Paul and Mary\\
For Mandy for Sandy\\
For Sherry and for Brandy\\
Davina, Christina\\
For Mary Lou and Nina\\
For Jason and Kylie\\
The baby faced and tiny\\
The pimply and scrawny\\
For David and Trewlawny\\
Belinda, Lucinda\\
The blonde, the brown and ginger\\
Their sisters, their brothers\\
And oh so many others\\
The lonely and desperate\\
The bony anorexic  \\
For Penny and Brenda\\
Too many to remember\\
Theresa and Julie\\
For Lisa\\
And Yours Truly\\
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On a toilet seat in the ladies\\
His flesh is weak and his bones are lazy\\
His hair hurts and his teeth are itching\\
He can't stand the heat\\
But he cant get get out of the kitchen\\
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And now he's turning blue\\
Especially for you\\