Brace yourself, don't flex your muscles\\
You're 40 years old and you're looking troubled\\
Ease those wrinkles and dye your hair\\
Try your girlfriends underwear\\

I know it sounds dumb and I shouldn't give a damn\\
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram\\
I'm phased out stunned, that wasn't in the plan\\
Call the Emergency Medical Hologram\\

Admit defeat, gravity will win\\
A beer gut isn't a deadly sin\\
Release yourself and get on your bike\\
Come outside and I show you what it's like\\
Show you what it's like\\
Show you what it's like\\

You're not so pretty, Isn't that a pity\\
You're feeling shitty, that's why I wrote this ditty\\

Chorus\\