Rudolph! Hey Rudolph wake up, it's Christmas again\\
Ooooh Christmas! I'm ready\\

Daddy Christmas, Daddy Cool, Daddy Christmas Red hot and Blue\\
Daddy Christmas, a fat St Nicholas\\
Daddy Christmas we love you\\

The fattest Santa of them all\\
You're like the opposite of small\\
Standing wider than you're tall\\
In the grotto in the mall\\

In your shiny Santa boots\\
And your big red Santa suit\\
In the polystyrene snow\\
Beneath the plastic mistletoe\\

It's so good to have you back\\
With your whiskers and your sack\\
With your trousers round your feet \\


Who's the wrinkly with the cotton wool face?\\
Stuck up the chimney with the after 8's\\
Cream and chocolate all over his chin\\
And in his pocket there's a bottle of gin\\

Who's the fatso in the back of the cab?\\
Falling in and out of consciousness Dad\\

Daddy Christmas we love you\\

Who's the wrinkly with the cotton wool face?\\
Stuck up the chimney with the After Eights\\
This is the only time that he's ever seen\\
It's not Cliff Richard and it's not the queen\\

Who's been playing every Christmas parade\\
Dancing naked to the music of Slade\\
Who could crush you with the weight of his gut\\
The earth starts moving when he's shaking his butt\\

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock\\
Who's the daddy on Top of the Pops?\\
Who's the Santa, who's the papa Noel\\
Who keeps his reindeer in a reindeer hotel\