Conspiracy theory Number One\\
Jesus was a man from Mars\\
The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun\\
And The Three Wise Men arrived in cars\\
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Conspiracy theory Number Two\\
War is just a marketing plan\\
If you’ve got an army who’ll die for you\\
You can be a marketing man\\
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I heard it on the citizen’s band\\
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There’s really nothing to it hardly\\
It’s elementary\\
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie\\
As simple as ABC\\
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I heard it on the citizen’s band\\
I heard it from the citizen’s band\\
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Conspiracy theory Number Three\\
The government control who you are\\
And if your music’s good for the economy\\
You can be a rock ‘n’ roll star\\
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There’s really nothing to it hardly\\
It’s elementary\\
As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie\\
As simple as ABC\\
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I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while\\
And heard some corporate rock\\
Some multi-national\\
And at the end of the dial\\
I heard some manufactured pop\\
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I pulled in to the side of the road\\
And retuned to 95 Point I Don’t Know\\
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Citizen’s band radio\\
The home of the stars\\
Tune into the breakfast show\\
And listen to The Man From Mars\\
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