Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash\\
and shoved me in a room full of [[C.S. gas]]\\
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun\\
and fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum\\
Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby\\
[[lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie]]\\
Roll up, roll up goes the revielle\\
[[abuse the bugle boy of company B]]\\
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Suffer in silence said Brigadier General Holmes\\
or change your name to Smith or Jones\\
Learn to live with all the death threat notes\\
the big bannanas and the racist jokes\\
Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby\\
lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie\\
Roll up, roll up goes the revielle\\
abuse the bugle boy of company B\\
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And the [[coldest stream guards of them all]]\\
sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All\\
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While were on the subject\\
I've been called a spade\\
single filed in public\\
with my privates on parade\\
I hope my feet go flat\\
before I hang myself\\
Because I can't take this crap\\
I'm going [[A.W.O.L.]]\\
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And the coldest stream guards of them all\\
sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All\\
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I think this song was written after Jim watched a documentary about racism in the Army.\\
There was also a large sign near Jim when he was growing up that said "Sport for All"\\