I think I might, have a few drinks tonight\\
It's been a hard and ugly week\\
Lift some weight, socially lubricate\\
Stops me feeling like a freak\\

As I get closer to a bottled beer roller-coaster\\
I hold on tight to my best friend\\
From gibbering wreck to fully dead unconscious\\
And we all know where it will end\\

It's a non-polluter, my beer scooter\\

I've got news, I can't lose, I've got booze\\
Who the hell is gonna carry me home\\
Without a drink, my life stinks, I can't think\\
Who the hell is gonna carry my home\\

And when I'm sober, with a whopping big hangover\\
What I remember, I regret\\
I've lost my jumper, got a pocketfull of mobile numbers\\
The journey home? I forget.\\

Fender to fender, my Mercedes bender\\

I've got news, I can't lose, I've got booze\\
Who the hell is gonna carry me home\\
Without a drink, my life stinks, I can't think\\
Who the hell is gonna carry me home\\

Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter, Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter\\
Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter, Beer Scooter, Beer Beer Scooter\\

(Who the hell is gonna carry me home\\
Who the hell is gonna carry me home)\\

Chorus

Chorus

I think I might, have a few beers tonight\\