Let me tell you something I really miss\\
High on my list is getting pissed\\
Let me tell you something that will make you see\\
The real me, is only three\\

I'm shouting and I'm screaming\\
And I wish that I was dreaming\\
I've got forty thousand pounds\\
That I'm keeping underground\\
There are 20 dumb commuters\\
Sitting on my computer\\
Here at last, I'm here to stay\\
In love with Captain Jaynaway\\

Let me tell you something that I can do without\\
Without a doubt, it's football louts (cover for Punk Confetti says "Mickey Mouse")\\
Let me tell you something that makes me mad\\
It makes me sad, the newish lad\\

I'm shouting and I'm screaming\\
And I wish that I was dreaming\\
I've got forty thousand pounds\\
That I'm keeping underground\\
There are 20 dumb commuters\\
Sitting on my computer\\
Here at last, I'm here to stay\\
In love with Captain Jaynaway\\

I'm not really a hreo, I'm not cut out for that life\\
Turn that Marshall to zero, I'm going back to my wife\\
I don't wanna play (Rock 'n Roll) with a rock 'n roll band\\
My finger's broke, my back's a joke\\
My hair's a mess, I'm under stress\\
Aren't we all\\

Let me tell you something that will make you laugh\\
I wear a scarf in the bath\\
Let me tell you something that will make you cry\\
I'd rather die than keep it dry\\

I'm shouting and I'm screaming\\
And I wish that I was dreaming\\
I've got forty thousand pounds\\
That I'm keeping underground\\
There are 20 dumb commuters\\
Sitting on my computer\\
Here at last, I'm here to stay\\
In love with Captain Jaynaway\\
There's a man in pink pyjamas and a boy banarama\\
There are fishes in the sea all uglier than me\\
There's a major independent, from a hippy descendent\\
There's an actor in the bill, with his finger's in my till\\
I just wanna play (Rock 'n Roll) with a rock 'n roll band\\
My finger's broke, my back's a joke\\
My hair's a mess, I'm under stress\\
Aren't we all\