N.B. There is also a compilation album of the same name.\\
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The [[tequila sun is rising]]\\
and the [[Harvey's Bristol moon]] is sinking\\
Put the [[Binatone]] on snooze\\
open up some Special Brews\\
and start drinking\\
to the biggest mess in town\\
then put on your dressing gown\\
screw your head on upside down\\
drink yourself into the ground\\
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The bottles by the sink\\
they're the softest fucking drinks on the market\\
Yes sir, the [[Thunderbirds]] have gone\\
the [[wagon's rolling on]]\\
and I'm on it\\
And there's no such thing as [[Dr. Seuss]]\\
vodka and tomato juice\\
Disneyland or dipsomania\\
pick a flavour\\
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[[Anytime, anyplace, anywhere ]]\\
there's a wonderful world you can share\\
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Try agrophobic, schizophrenic\\
paranoid attacks of panic\\
Epileptic fit of laughter\\
twenty five million mornings after\\
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss\\
vodka and tomato juice\\
Disneyland or dipsomania\\
name your poison\\
pick a flavour\\
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Moonshine, firewater, [[Captain Morgan]], [[Johnnie Walker]],\\
[[Southern Comfort]], [[mother's ruin]]\\
happy hours of [[homeless brewing]]\\
[[Galloways sore throat expectorant]],\\
after-shave and disinfectant,\\
[[Parazone]] and [[Fairy Liquid]]\\
If it's in a glass you'll drink it\\
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Anytime, anyplace, anywhere\\
there's a wonderful world you can share\\