I propose a toast\\
To the hostess with the most\\
And I raise my glass to you\\
With the bubbly of the poor\\
Brut 33 or 34\\
With a vintage of 1972\\
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With the same name\\
as a London railway station you were cursed\\
to always keep on moving\\
When [[Jesus wants you for a sunbeam]]\\
And the devil gets there first\\
You're cruising for a bruising\\
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Sold down the river\\
By so many guys\\
Always the bridesmaid\\
Never the bride\\
If someone up there likes you\\
Then someone up there lied\\
Because no one down here tried \\