When Harry met Bob\\
Bob was an anarchist\\
Harry had a job\\
Working for the government\\
Married to the M.O.D.\\
Bob, he chose Adidas\\
Harry found God\\
Bobby lost weight\\
He said, "If I had a pound\\
for everything in town\\
that helped to bring me down\\
I could move somewhere nice"\\
Harry had a Ford\\
Drove it to the beach\\
Left his clothes on the shore\\
And walked into the sea\\
\\
And it's airplane food\\
That keeps us on the move\\
Our radios are tuned\\
To the supermarket groove\\
And lift music\\
\\
Everything is great\\
The trains are never late\\
The T.V. and the state\\
Keep us on the straight\\
But Harry couldn't wait\\
I guess Jesus was his mate\\
And they must have had a date\\
Because he couldn't stand another plate\\
\\
Of Airplane food\\
Keeps us on the move\\
Our radios are tuned\\
To the supermarket groove\\
And lift music\\
\\
Lo and behold\\
Twenty good as gold\\
Elevator greats\\