Exhibit F, the reporters said\\
loved you to death [[after the watershed]]\\
Between the [[Open University]] and [[closedown]]\\
you were dead\\
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He'd [[warmed your cockles]] with his magic tricks\\
glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips\\
John Player Special\\
Number [[666]]\\
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Exhibit G from the family firm\\
his bride to be taking twisted turns\\
To give you French kisses\\
and Chinese burns\\
\\
You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop\\
like a pitbull in a china shop\\
And all the King's social workers, the ghurkas and the cops\\
somehow\\
couldn't love you back to life again now\\
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A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth\\
a fraction of a half life some housework and some home truths\\
And nothing but the home truth\\
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And it's [[goodbye Ruby Tuesday]]\\
Come home you silly cow\\
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting\\
and David Icke says he'd like to show us how\\
to love you back to life again now\\