"What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his own soul?"\\
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I've never been insane, put my baby on a plane\\
with a suitcase that's alive and kicking\\
And your honour i confess that I've never tasted meths\\
or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken\\
I've never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam\\
or sol gum on the streets of Mexico\\
never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat\\
two stories from the top of a no go\\
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I've never had to stael or sell my body for a meal\\
cigarettes, alcohol or drugs\\
I've never had a tattoo or scar that wouldn't heal\\
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!\\
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I've never been on strike, or a speeding motorbike\\
been propositioned beten up or mugged\\
I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light\\
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!\\
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And if you're looking for trouble\\
You came to the wrong place\\
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I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerke\\
or played chicken on a railway line\\
I've never been a litter bug, given head or taken drugs\\
Pump it up Jack, pump it up Jack, pump it up!\\
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Crack that whip across my thigh\\
stick a needle in my eye\\
Cross my heart and hope to die\\
I have lived a sheltered life \\
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"He's ok, he just fainted" Senator in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington\\