Join the cubs\\ See the world\\ Pay your subs\\ Meet the girls\\ Sell your toys\\ Be reborn\\ They love a boy in uniform\\ 37 wasted years\\ Closeting his greatest fears\\ Still in shorts and eating jelly\\ He used to come and fix our telly\\ \\ Akela, Akela\\ I will do my best\\ Akela, you'll have heart failure\\ Get your hands out of my vest\\ \\ The oldest joker in the pack\\ Knew how to fold a union jack\\ Bought me chocolate, cakes and sweets\\ All the Cadbury's Flakes that I could eat\\ \\ Akela, Akela\\ I will do my best\\ Akela, you'll have heart failure\\ Get your hands out of my vest\\ \\ You're a bachelor for [[Baden Powell]]\\ And you don't know where I've been\\ Take your spatula and your bathing towel\\ And go swear your allegiance to the queen\\ \\ You'll get no badge for touching me\\ Bad health or inefficiency\\ Hallitosis, poison breath\\ Or scaring little lonely boys to death\\ \\ Akela, Akela I wil do my best\\ Akela, Akela\\ You've got to get me off your chest\\ \\ Akela, Akela\\ I think that it's time to go\\ [[Hayla Shayla]], see ya later\\ I'm only nine years old and the answer's NO!\\ \\ You're a bachelor for Baden Powell\\ And you don't know where I've been\\ So take your spatula and your bathing towel\\ And go swear your allegiance to the queen \\