24_minutes_from_tulse_hill
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| - | Title is a parody of "24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney" | + | Title is a parody of "24 Hours From Tulsa - Gene Pitney" |
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| - | [[Sound of train stations being read out...]]<br>\\ | + | [[Sound of train stations being read out...]]\\ |
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| - | If your conscience fails you we can be your guide<br>\\ | + | If your conscience fails you we can be your guide\\ |
| - | The runaway train will take you for a ride<br>\\ | + | The runaway train will take you for a ride\\ |
| - | It's an '88 special with automatic doors<br>\\ | + | It's an '88 special with automatic doors\\ |
| - | [[Johnny Guitar]], tell 'em where it goes<br>\\ | + | [[Johnny Guitar]], tell 'em where it goes\\ |
| - | Down the tracks like a thunderstorm<br>\\ | + | Down the tracks like a thunderstorm\\ |
| - | past the house where I was born<br>\\ | + | past the house where I was born\\ |
| - | Guaranteed and bonafide, a genuine white knuckle ride<br>\\ | + | Guaranteed and bonafide, a genuine white knuckle ride\\ |
| - | We've got smackheads, crackheads, pensioners, pimps,<br>\\ | + | We've got smackheads, crackheads, pensioners, pimps,\\ |
| - | [[anonymous alcoholics]] looking for a drink<br>\\ | + | [[anonymous alcoholics]] looking for a drink\\ |
| - | So put your feet up, enjoy the show<br>\\ | + | So put your feet up, enjoy the show\\ |
| - | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go<br>\\ | + | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill let's go\\ |
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| - | We've got [[yardies]], | + | We've got [[yardies]], |
| - | [[Bostik boys]] playing chicken in the box,<br>\\ | + | [[Bostik boys]] playing chicken in the box,\\ |
| - | jackpot crackpots, [[Summerstown blues]]<br>\\ | + | jackpot crackpots, [[Summerstown blues]]\\ |
| - | nineteen nervous wrecking crews<br>\\ | + | nineteen nervous wrecking crews\\ |
| - | Mad alsatians, [[pit-bull terrorists]], | + | Mad alsatians, [[pit-bull terrorists]], |
| - | hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for [[Jaws 6]]<br>\\ | + | hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for [[Jaws 6]]\\ |
| - | [[BMX bandits]] breaking all the windows,<br>\\ | + | [[BMX bandits]] breaking all the windows, |
| - | [[you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows]]<br>\\ | + | [[you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows]]\\ |
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| - | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill<br>\\ | + | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill\\ |
| - | the driver' | + | the driver' |
| - | He's dead on the dead man's handle<br>\\ | + | He's dead on the dead man's handle\\ |
| - | and we ain't coming back<br>\\ | + | and we ain't coming back\\ |
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| - | We're going down the tracks and off the page<br>\\ | + | We're going down the tracks and off the page\\ |
| - | past the dole, [[The Silver Blades]]<br>\\ | + | past the dole, [[The Silver Blades]]\\ |
| - | Through the flats to the seventh floor<br>\\ | + | Through the flats to the seventh floor\\ |
| - | along the walkway to your front door<br>\\ | + | along the walkway to your front door\\ |
| - | Up the staircase, down the hall<br>\\ | + | Up the staircase, down the hall\\ |
| - | where daddy bangs you against the wall<br>\\ | + | where daddy bangs you against the wall\\ |
| - | and beats your brains in with a tablespoon<br>\\ | + | and beats your brains in with a tablespoon\\ |
| - | [[AWOPBOPALOOBOPALOPBAMBOOM]] !<br>\\ | + | [[AWOPBOPALOOBOPALOPBAMBOOM]] !\\ |
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| - | [[Calling all cars, calling all cars]]<br>\\ | + | [[Calling all cars, calling all cars]]\\ |
| - | check all the pubs and raid all the bars<br>\\ | + | check all the pubs and raid all the bars\\ |
| - | Bring in the rapists, the muggers and thieves<br>\\ | + | Bring in the rapists, the muggers and thieves\\ |
| - | make it safe for the OAP's<br>\\ | + | make it safe for the OAP' |
| - | House the homeless boys and girls<br>\\ | + | House the homeless boys and girls\\ |
| - | [[save the children]], [[feed the world]]<br>\\ | + | [[save the children]], [[feed the world]]\\ |
| - | Then put your feet up, [[mind the gap]]<br>\\ | + | Then put your feet up, [[mind the gap]]\\ |
| - | and take it right back to the track [[Fruitbat]]<br>\\ | + | and take it right back to the track [[Fruitbat]]\\ |
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| - | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill<br>\\ | + | Twenty four minutes from Tulse Hill\\ |
| - | the driver' | + | the driver' |
| - | He's dead on the dead man's handle<br>\\ | + | He's dead on the dead man's handle\\ |
| - | and we ain't coming back<br>\\ | + | and we ain't coming back\\ |
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| - | We're going down the tracks and on ahead<br>\\ | + | We're going down the tracks and on ahead\\ |
| - | where skins and [[angels fear to tread]]<br>\\ | + | where skins and [[angels fear to tread]]\\ |
| - | Up the chimneys, down the drains<br>\\ | + | Up the chimneys, down the drains\\ |
| - | through the eyes of hurricanes<br>\\ | + | through the eyes of hurricanes\\ |
| - | From the brothels of Streatham,<br>\\ | + | From the brothels of Streatham, |
| - | [[to the taking of Peckham]]<br>\\ | + | [[to the taking of Peckham]]\\ |
| - | fun, fun, fun,<br>\\ | + | fun, fun, fun,\\ |
| - | Here we come!<br>\\ | + | Here we come!\\ |
| - | [[Lead out sample]] | + | [[Lead out sample]] \\ |
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