SENILE DELINQUENT

Acting like your older brother
Dressing like your brother's boss
You can't judge a book by it's cover
But you can tell how much it costs

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.

You say tomato
I say tomato
But I'll never be a vegetable
You say Karl
And I say Harpo
I'm politically incorrectable

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Senile with a capital S
Celebrated sensible thinking
Is something that I couldn't do less

I'm a fucking senile delinquent
Delinquent with a capital D
For services to serious drinking
I should get an O.B.E.

On the 22nd day of November
The day that they shot Kennedy
I become a fully paid up member
Of The Flat Earth Society

SENILE DELINQUENT



       A    C#     B        
On the 22nd day of November 

                        
The day that they shot Kennedy 

     A           C#      B      
I become a fully paid up member 

       A            C# B 
Of The Flat Earth Society 


A                C#    B       
Acting like your older brother 

A                  C#        B    
Dressing like your brother's boss 

    A             C#           B     
You can't judge a book by it's cover 

    A                C#      B     
But you can tell how much it costs 


G             A        D        
I'm a fucking senile delinquent 

G                 A       D 
Delinquent with a capital   

    G           A       D        
For services to serious drinking 

G               G   B 
I should get an O.B.E. 


A         C#   
You say tomato 

        B    
I say tomato 

         A          C#    B    
But I'll never be a vegetable 

A       C#   
You say Karl 

          B     
And I say Harpo 

A         C#    B             
I'm politically incorrectable 


G             A      D          
I'm a fucking senile delinquent 

G             A       D 
Senile with a capital   

G          A        D        
Celebrated sensible thinking 

   G                A           B    
Is something that I couldn't do less 


A             B      E          
I'm a fucking senile delinquent 

   A              B      E  
Delinquent with a capital 

    A           B       E        
For services to serious drinking 

A               B   C# 
I should get an O.B.E. 


       A    B      E        
On the 22nd day of November 

    A                  B    E 
The day that they shot Kennedy  

     A           B       E      
I become a fully paid up member 

       A            B  C# 
Of The Flat Earth Society