RE-EDUCATING RITA

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We had one for sorrow, two for joy
Three for his old girl and four for the boys
Five for silver and six for gold
Then we lose control
So we leave his keys behind the bar
Because he's too drunk to drive his car
WeÍre on the backseat of this taxi
And I don't know where the hell we are

But I wish you were here
Twisting my arm
And bending my ear

Whispering grass don't tell Therese
Sister Rantzen or her majesty's police
I'm terrified, intoxicated, starry eyed and bollock naked
Child bearing, adult rated
Thoroughly re-educated
And I wish you were here

We had one for sorrow, two for joy
Three for his old girl and four for the boys
Five for silver and six for gold
Then we lose control
So we leave his keys behind the bar
Because he's too drunk to drive his car
We're on the backseat of this taxi
And I don't know where the hell we are

But I wish you were here
Twisting my arm
And bending my ear





                          E                   A
We had one for sorrow, two for joy

              E                         A
Three for his old girl and four for the boys

         E                  A
Five for silver and six for gold

                D         B
Then we lose control

                E               A
So we leave his keys behind the bar

                 E                  A
Because he's too drunk to drive his car

             E                A
We're on the backseat of this taxi

                                   D          B
And I don't know where the hell we are

                    E        A
But I wish you were here

            E          A            
Twisting my arm
 
               E         A
And bending my ear


           E                A
Whispering grass don't tell Therese

       E                        A
Sister Rantzen or her majesty's police

    E                       A
I'm terrified, intoxicated, starry eyed and bollock naked

D
Child bearing, adult rated

B
Thoroughly re-educated

      E             A
And I wish you were here

E  A

               E               A
We had one for sorrow, two for joy

              E                         A
Three for his old girl and four for the boys

         E                  A
Five for silver and six for gold

             D              B
Then we lose control

                E               A
So we leave his keys behind the bar

                 E                  A
Because he's too drunk to drive his car

             E               
We're on the backseat of this taxi

      A                            D           B  
And I don't know where the hell we are


                    E           A
But I wish you were here

            E         A
Twisting my arm

               E        A
And bending my ear

E A