Princess resuscitates drowning tramp Big business infiltrates postage stamp Happy days are here again And it's a gas man Oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note Loneliness of long distance drugs runner Ends on crowded Bangkok death row Happy days Oh happy days And it's a gas man Oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Over and over the sums are the same Count up the number of people in pain Take away friends and then add a few noughts Dividing it by the first number you thought And it's a gas man Kill yourself if you want But I'll tell you this Only once Don't
G D# E Princess resuscitates drowning tramp G D# E Big business infiltrates postage stamp G D# Happy days are here again F D A And it's a gas man A# Oh boy F A D And we will enjoy ourselves G D# E Illiterate bored teenager gets spelling wrong on suicide note G Loneliness of long distance drugs runner D# E Ends on crowded Bangkok death row G Happy days D# Oh happy days F And it's a gas man D it's a gas man A it's a gas man A# Oh boy F A D A# And we will enjoy ourselves F Over and over the sums are the same D Count up the number of people in pain A Take away friends and then add a few noughts A# Dividing it by the first number you thought F And it's a gas man A it's a gas man D it's a gas man A# it's a gas man F A Kill yourself if you want A# But I'll tell you this C Only once D Don't
