Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came

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Go ahead you fucking racist
Pucker up and kiss the babies
Kiss ;em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies

Sommoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona

Follow that ambulance
and when that ambulance stops
take every photo opportunity
that knocks

Because you're popular
You're beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But suppose you gave a funeral 
and nobody came

Hre's the church
here's the steeple
open the doors
where's all the people?

Light up the sky 
with sub-standard fireworks
release the pitbull doves of peace
I've changed my mind 
about the mindless violence
I'm happy doing porridge
with the knowledge that at least

You may be popular
You're beautiful
The whole world knows yoyr name
But today you gave a funeral
and nobody came

here's the church
here's the steeple
open the doors
where's all the people?

All the chords, it's your funeral.

Suppose You Gave Funeral And Nobody Came




E                    A       
Go ahead you fucking sadists 


E                       A      
Pucker up and kiss some babies 


E                         A      
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies 


		  A                                 
Get your tits out for the ladies 




E                  A         
Summoned home from Barcelona 


E                    A     
Another day, another donor 


E                    A    
Two submissions or a coma 


E                 A       
Gutterpressville, Arizona 




E           A         
Follow that ambulance 


    E         A               
and when that ambulance stops 


E          A     E           
Take every photo opportunity 


            
that knocks 




               C       
Because you're popular 


       D         
You're beautiful 


    G                      Em   
The whole world knows your name 


    C                  D       
But suppose you gave a funeral 


    Em          
and nobody came 




E                 
Here's the church 


           A       
Here's the steeple 


E			      A
Open the door where's all the people 




C                
Light up the sky 


	 D	                            
with sub-standard fireworks 


G                   Em             
Release the pitbull doves of peace 


C                    
I've changes my mind 


          D                 
about the mindless violence 


    G                    
I'm happy doing porridge 


         Em                      
with the knowledge that at least 




           C       
You may be popular 


       D         
You're beautiful 


    G                      Em   
The whole world knows your name 


    C                D       
But today you gave a funeral 


    Em          
and nobody came 




E                 
Here's the church 


           A       
Here's the steeple 


E             
Open the door 


                A      
where's all the people 


(E,A,E,A,E,A,E,A)

Ending

C, D, G, Em (Repeat to fade)